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2021-05-26 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Missing man found dead inside dinosaur statue in Spain

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Posted by Fred 2021-05-26 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Sorry, couldn't resist.

Hark, here's a tale stygian,
set in modern mesozoic.
Of a reptile vegan
and a klutz nomophobic;
sad but it's a classic.

This poor beast neglected,
by tinselworld rejected
(no tyrannosaur him),
in a dusty hall stood
aloof, asleep, disinterested.

Along came the klutz,
all instagrams and twitter.
And seeking notoriety
or just low on sobriety,
landed in the underdawg jurassic.

Posted by Dron66046 2021-05-26 02:17|| 2021-05-26 02:17|| Front Page Top

#2 Damn - I was hoping for some Jimmy Hoffa pics.

Posted by Raj 2021-05-26 08:39|| 2021-05-26 08:39|| Front Page Top

#3 A fossil, inside a fossil, disguised as another fossil.

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-05-26 10:15|| 2021-05-26 10:15|| Front Page Top

#4 Jimmy Hoffa?

Posted by Deacon Blues 2021-05-26 14:12|| 2021-05-26 14:12|| Front Page Top

#5 If only the dinosaur had been wearing a mask....

Posted by Clem 2021-05-26 20:09|| 2021-05-26 20:09|| Front Page Top

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