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2004-05-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-05-24 2:41:54 PM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Moose, why do they hate us and our ways?

Posted by Shep UK 2004-05-24 3:03:10 PM|| 2004-05-24 3:03:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 A moose with a deformed ear wanders around Sweden with a rose in its mouth and a bicycle around its neck. Didn't I see this in a Bergman film? The moose of course is mankind, the bicycle represents the stifling comformity of the modern world, and the rose is joy. The significance of the ear is left as an exercise to the reader.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2004-05-24 3:05:34 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2004-05-24 3:05:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 hmmm. wanting to make boris coment here but am coming up empty.

Posted by muck4doo 2004-05-24 3:09:18 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2004-05-24 3:09:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Angie - Lol!

Mucky - Try Bullwinkle for inspiration...

Posted by .com 2004-05-24 3:17:21 PM|| 2004-05-24 3:17:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 LOL Angie!

Crazy funny.

Posted by Shipman 2004-05-24 3:18:24 PM|| 2004-05-24 3:18:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 #2 20 minute standing ovation from my living-room.

Posted by Evert V. in NL 2004-05-24 3:21:04 PM|| [http://srv.fotopages.com/?o=935389&t=2] 2004-05-24 3:21:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 angie purdy deep thinker.

hey shipman! thanks for showing me cows with guns. it has become theme song. :)

Posted by muck4doo 2004-05-24 3:22:11 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2004-05-24 3:22:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Mucky:

He was a scrawny calf, he looked rather woozy
Noone suspected he was packing an Uzi.?

If so: Yup, very cool.

Posted by Evert V. in NL 2004-05-24 3:30:53 PM|| [http://srv.fotopages.com/?o=935389&t=2] 2004-05-24 3:30:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 "Wi nÃ¸t trei a hÃ¸liday in Sweden this yÃ«r? See the lÃ¸veli lakes, the wÃ¸ndÃ«rful telephÃ¸ne system, and mÃ¤ni interesting furry animals including the majestik mÃ¸Ã¸se. A MÃ¸Ã¸se once bit my sister...No realli! Mynd you, mÃ¸Ã¸se bites Kan be pretty nasti..."

--Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Posted by Mike 2004-05-24 3:49:50 PM|| 2004-05-24 3:49:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 We'll fight for bovine freedom
and hold our large heads high!
We will run free like the Buffalo
Or dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Cows With Guns!

Glad you got to see it mucki.

Posted by Shipman 2004-05-24 4:12:26 PM|| 2004-05-24 4:12:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 John Kerry comments: The son of a bitch stole my bike!

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-05-24 4:28:22 PM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2004-05-24 4:28:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 I am reminded of the old Woody Allen standup routine (back when he was funny) about his shooting a moose, and ending with: âMr. Berkowitz was shot, stuffed, and mounted, at the New York Athletic Club. And the joke's on them, 'cause they're restricted.â

Posted by Eric Jablow 2004-05-24 5:01:46 PM|| 2004-05-24 5:01:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Cow tse tung.

Nuff said.

Posted by Evert V. in NL 2004-05-24 5:07:43 PM|| [http://srv.fotopages.com/?o=935389&t=2] 2004-05-24 5:07:43 PM|| Front Page Top

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