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2007-05-31 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2007-05-31 00:30|| || Front Page|| [11136 views ] Top

#1 Spammers are second to jihadis on my list.
Of course, it is a given that someone else will take over the spam biz space that Soloway involuntarily vacated.

They need to get life sentence when caught, to discourage potential spammers. Noose would be probably more appropriate, though.

Posted by twobyfour 2007-05-31 02:57|| 2007-05-31 02:57|| Front Page Top

#2 Maybe as a warning we could just tear out all of his hair?

Posted by gorb 2007-05-31 03:33|| 2007-05-31 03:33|| Front Page Top

#3 Spam, bad as it is, takes a back seat to malware and spyware. It is a form of vandalism to purposefully inhibit the functionality of an individual's property (i.e., computer) without their consent. That said, spam needs to be outlawed. We have regulations prohibiting junk faxes, so limiting spam email should not be a real problem. It reduces productivity and consumes massive amounts of server bandwidth to the tune of BILLIONS lost per year. Spammers have a special place awaiting them in Hell. I envision them having to wade through and individually delete thousands of junk emails in a desperate search for vital news of an injured loved one.

PS: Great graphic!!!

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-05-31 03:37|| 2007-05-31 03:37|| Front Page Top

#4 I would prefer a very slow torture death for this guy.

Posted by Ulavising Bourbon4717 2007-05-31 03:45|| 2007-05-31 03:45|| Front Page Top

#5 I demand poetic justice! String him up from the nearest lamp-post with Cat 5 Ethernet cable!

Posted by Mike 2007-05-31 06:26|| 2007-05-31 06:26|| Front Page Top

#6 I'd like to see him sentenced to life of deleting emails.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2007-05-31 06:57|| 2007-05-31 06:57|| Front Page Top

#7 If he's got anything to do with the #(%&#!s who generate the automated spam-coments on blogs (which I have spent several months of my life deleting and/or installing programs to defeat) then I'd like to invoice him for my time spent.

Otherwise, I'm in favor of burning him at the stake... with green wood.

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2007-05-31 08:35|| www.ncobrief.com]">[www.ncobrief.com] 2007-05-31 08:35|| Front Page Top

#8 Spammers have a special place awaiting them in Hell.

Community service working in the IRS? Community service in Nigeria? I like the suggestion of burning at the stake, hanging with a computer cable, or deleting spam for the rest of his life.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-05-31 11:16|| 2007-05-31 11:16|| Front Page Top

#9 I'm for the green wood idea. Lord knows I've spent much of my professional and private IT life undoing the damage these idiots cause.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-05-31 11:21|| 2007-05-31 11:21|| Front Page Top

#10 I like the suggestion of burning at the stake, hanging with a computer cable, or deleting spam for the rest of his life.

D) All of the above

Think: hanging, drawing, and quartering.

Posted by xbalanke 2007-05-31 12:56|| 2007-05-31 12:56|| Front Page Top

#11 Hang him by the dangly bits.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-05-31 15:11|| 2007-05-31 15:11|| Front Page Top

#12 Don't forget to drive a wooden stake through his evil, shrunken heart.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-05-31 18:30|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-05-31 18:30|| Front Page Top

#13 Gee, I guess I'm a real softy then. I go for something nice and quick. BANG! Done.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2007-05-31 19:33|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2007-05-31 19:33|| Front Page Top

#14 Send him to Gaza.

Posted by DMFD 2007-05-31 22:46|| 2007-05-31 22:46|| Front Page Top

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