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2005-05-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Woman not liable for fractured penile unit

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Posted by Dar 2005-05-17 14:41|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "endured a painful and lengthy recovery"

Painful I can believe, but the "lengthy" part is probably just the plaintiff stroking his ego.

Posted by Chris W.">Chris W. 2005-05-17 14:53|| 2005-05-17 14:53|| Front Page Top

#2 Chicken in a Basket. The only, er, make that one of the ~~more theatrical~~ better ways to go. Note: Requires a stiff & solid crossmember. The RB Engineering Team will understand, heh.

Posted by .com 2005-05-17 16:34|| 2005-05-17 16:34|| Front Page Top

#3 I dunno, CW. The item *was* edited for brevity...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-05-17 16:42|| 2005-05-17 16:42|| Front Page Top

#4 I assume the guy had a penile implant which broke when his friend flipped on him. TIMBERRRR!!!!!!!!!! Also noted the guy is too chicken to give out his name. Probably wise. I can see the jokes around the coffee machine now. Er, just how many toothpicks did it take to make that thing, anyhow? Did you get splinters? Wasn't it under warranty or something?

Posted by Weird Al 2005-05-17 16:55|| 2005-05-17 16:55|| Front Page Top

#5 No implant involved in penile fracture.
http://www.emedicine.com/med/topic3415.htm

Penile fracture is the traumatic rupture of the corpus cavernosum. Traumatic rupture of the penis is relatively uncommon and is considered a urologic emergency.

Sudden blunt trauma or abrupt lateral bending of the penis in an erect state can break the markedly thinned and stiff tunica albuginea, resulting in a fractured penis. One or both corpora may be involved, and concomitant injury to the penile urethra may occur. Urethral trauma is more common when both corpora cavernosa are injured.

Posted by john 2005-05-17 17:01|| 2005-05-17 17:01|| Front Page Top

#6 I'd rather be jabbed in the eye with a red-hot poker. At least I have a spare eye.

Posted by ed 2005-05-17 17:11|| 2005-05-17 17:11|| Front Page Top

#7 "sexual dysfunction that hasn't responded to medication or counseling"
What kind of counseling can 'it' get? Does somebody talk to it? Is it group therapy? Should it go to it's 'happy place' whenit is scared? I will stop now.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2005-05-17 19:17|| 2005-05-17 19:17|| Front Page Top

#8 In the Middle East, common cause is not masturbation but "penile manipulation to achieve detumescence"

Fascinating. Wonder if there is a fatwa on this.

Etiology: In the Western Hemisphere, the injury most commonly occurs during sexual intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and strikes the perineum or the pubic symphysis. Other potential causes include industrial accidents, masturbation, gunshot wounds, or any other mechanical trauma that causes forcible breaking of an erect penis.

In Middle Eastern countries, the injury more commonly occurs secondary to penile manipulation to achieve detumescence. Additional rare etiologies include turning over in bed, a direct blow, forced bending, or hastily removing or applying clothing when the penis is erect.

Posted by john 2005-05-17 19:32|| 2005-05-17 19:32|| Front Page Top

#9 Poor broke-dick guy...

Posted by Snusing Gluck5787 2005-05-17 20:30|| 2005-05-17 20:30|| Front Page Top

#10 can you imagine the embarrassing walker they give you?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-05-17 20:48|| 2005-05-17 20:48|| Front Page Top

#11 Isn't there a statute of limitations on Mother-Nature product liability suits?

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