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2007-05-16 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Bobby 2007-05-16 06:35|| || Front Page|| [11139 views ] Top

#1 "The Simple Life.. Doing Hard Time"

Posted by John Frum 2007-05-16 06:57|| 2007-05-16 06:57|| Front Page Top

#2 The Shawskank Redemption

Posted by Deacon Blues 2007-05-16 07:35|| 2007-05-16 07:35|| Front Page Top

#3 Is ahe in jail or not?

BTW, Shawshank redemption is a wonderfull movie.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2007-05-16 07:52|| 2007-05-16 07:52|| Front Page Top

#4 June 4th or 5th, JFM

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-05-16 08:30|| 2007-05-16 08:30|| Front Page Top

#5 Paris Hilton is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" over her 45-day jail sentence

That's the intent of jail. Punishment for behaviors. Just be glad its American justice and not Sharia.

Posted by Procopius2k 2007-05-16 08:40|| 2007-05-16 08:40|| Front Page Top

#6 Heh heh Deacon

Posted by Shipman 2007-05-16 09:25|| 2007-05-16 09:25|| Front Page Top

#7 Muzzy justice: I had an acquaintance who, while in Aceh Province, Indonesia, took up with a "hostess" who worked at a bar he frequented. The two of them were in a taxi headed for a hotel when they were stopped by an Indo cop car. The Indo cops told said acquaintance to clear out and sent him off with the taxi driver.

The next trip down there, he went down to the same bar to check on the young woman. She said that after he and the taxi driver drove away, the Indo cops took her to a secluded area and slapped her around some. They then tied her arms around a tree and repeatedly raped and sodomized her. She said she knew if she resisted they would have killed her without a second thought. When they were finished, they cut her bonds and told her to walk home--and not to do immoral things with foreigners any more.

If Paris Hilton is unhappy with the U.S. legal system, she'd be a lot less happy with the muzzy one.

Posted by Mac 2007-05-16 09:29|| 2007-05-16 09:29|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm traumatized by her every time she opens her stupid mouth.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-05-16 09:50|| 2007-05-16 09:50|| Front Page Top

#9 No need to worry, honey, we'll take good care of you. Won't we, Knuckles?

Posted by Boss Dyke 2007-05-16 10:28|| 2007-05-16 10:28|| Front Page Top

#10 Being that she is Paris - why hasn't she had 24hr/day cams installed with a reality tv show set up to show the misery of the 45 days?

She could make big money while in jail.

Posted by 3dc 2007-05-16 11:27|| 2007-05-16 11:27|| Front Page Top

#11 Wait a minute Paris, I might be able to work up some concern. May have to wait longer. Aw forget it--I just don't think it's going to happen. How about, I reconsider the concern issue after you serve your 45 days you spoiled over-indulged little twit.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-05-16 11:27|| 2007-05-16 11:27|| Front Page Top

#12 I'm comfortably certain that if I were faced with a 45 day jail sentence that I too would be traumatized like all hell.

I'd also expect that no one else would give a damn how traumatized I was.

Nice to see Paris and I have one thing in common.

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2007-05-16 11:28|| 2007-05-16 11:28|| Front Page Top

#13 Are you SURE we can't have her shot?

Posted by mojo">mojo 2007-05-16 11:32|| 2007-05-16 11:32|| Front Page Top

#14 "Sophy said Hilton needs time to recover from the shock of receiving jail time . . ."

Well, okay--as long as she recovers IN jail. She'll get used to it.

Good post, Mac. The Indonesians of Aceh can be brutal.

Posted by ex-lib 2007-05-16 12:38|| 2007-05-16 12:38|| Front Page Top

#15 I'm comfortably certain that if I were faced with a 45 day jail sentence that I too would be traumatized like all hell.

it's an all attitude thingy Dr. Steve.

Imagine it as a free food and sleeping accomodations opportunity for 45 lovely days and nights with new companions.

Just think of all the new stories you'll hear.

Don't drop the soap tho...

Posted by Clyde Close3559 RD">Clyde Close3559 RD 2007-05-16 14:32|| 2007-05-16 14:32|| Front Page Top

#16 I finally found something about this entire episode of life that makes sense: heard it on the radio and it is a fantasy come true:

She lost her man,
She lost her job,
She lost her dog,
She's going to jail,
She's only a flat tire away from a Country/Western song.....

Posted by USN. Ret. 2007-05-16 15:04|| 2007-05-16 15:04|| Front Page Top

#17 Oh, c'mon, she's the new pretty blonde rich girl in prison. What's she got to worry about?

Posted by tu3031 2007-05-16 15:09|| 2007-05-16 15:09|| Front Page Top

#18 Since she's been photographed driving and puffing weed while on probation, she's lucky it's not 6 months in jail.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-05-16 17:02|| 2007-05-16 17:02|| Front Page Top

#19 "Hilton Traumatized by Jail Sentence"

And I'm supposed to give a fat rat's ass in Hell because....?

Welcome to the real world, cookie.

No 600-count linens and breakfast in bed for you.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-05-16 18:26|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/] 2007-05-16 18:26|| Front Page Top

#20 She lost her dog,

Let's not drag the litter dawg into it. That's sad. Ima wonder if SpringParis.com is avilable.

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-05-16 19:30|| 2007-05-16 19:30|| Front Page Top

#21 She made a critically acclaimed internet film.

Posted by Jinegum Peacock9131 2007-05-16 21:05|| 2007-05-16 21:05|| Front Page Top

#22 Oh, c'mon, she's the new pretty blonde rich girl in prison. What's she got to worry about?

Coming around the final post and into the home stretch, it's tu3031 by three lengths, heading for the wire in his first daily double snarkfest award!

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-05-16 22:46|| 2007-05-16 22:46|| Front Page Top

#23 She's only a flat tire away from a Country/Western song.....

She still has her Truck!

As for Paris. Here's hoping 45 days in the pink house will give her some appreciation of others. But then who are I kidding?

Posted by CrazyFool 2007-05-16 23:24|| 2007-05-16 23:24|| Front Page Top

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