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2007-05-15 Terror Networks
Are you a terrorist?
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Posted by Delphi2005 2007-05-15 13:01|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ]  Top

#1 Obviously, there’s nothing wrong in being a Muslim but, ...

Wrong.
Posted by Excalibur 2007-05-15 14:36||   2007-05-15 14:36|| Front Page Top

#2 I took their little quiz and got 45%:

You are not much of a terrorist. In fact, you really like the state. You probably dislike personal responsibility and have a strong distrust of other people to do the right thing. You think freedom should only be given by the state to people who agree with the state.

Three of the twenty questions were about whether I think it's OK for the state to license cars and drivers.

I conclude that this site is for the kind of pallid geeks who think they're 1337. They'd be terrorists except it conflicts with their wargaming schedules.
Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-05-15 14:51||   2007-05-15 14:51|| Front Page Top

#3 I took the quiz and got 25%. Smells like bull$hit to me.
You are not a terrorist. In fact, it is highly likely that you are a socialist, communist, or Democrat. You strongly support the state over, well, everything. You likely do not believe in any individual rights. You scare me.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2007-05-15 15:09||   2007-05-15 15:09|| Front Page Top

#4 After I wrote the above I found that the timezone on my computer clock had been set to "Moscow". This does not require root privileges.

So after a couple of reboots and a cookie clearing I went back and tried the quiz again. I answered no to every question and there were no smart-ass remarks. Then I put in my original answer, but so far my time zone has stayed where it is.

This happens occasionally, where I change a setting without meaning to, but it's still kinda weird.

...if you believe in “Marxist” philosophy...then you might be a domestic terrorist...

Yes? And?

Note, by the way, that this was not written by a native English speaker. Another sign of terrorism!
Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-05-15 15:21||   2007-05-15 15:21|| Front Page Top

#5 I was checking over on digg.com and found this related story.
"seems that quoting the constitution is "suspect" in Pennsylvania, too"
Link
Posted by Delphi2005 2007-05-15 15:49||   2007-05-15 15:49|| Front Page Top

#6 Sorry busted link
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Posted by Delphi2005 2007-05-15 15:59||   2007-05-15 15:59|| Front Page Top

#7 Your score is 35%
You are not much of a terrorist. In fact, you really like the state. You probably dislike personal responsibility and have a strong distrust of other people to do the right thing. You think freedom should only be given by the state to people who agree with the state.

All that for never needing to drive with a fake license or use one?

This test is written by some kid who isn't old enough to drink.

Hell when I was an underage kid (back when the drinking age was 18) I got my booze the old fashion way... making friends of kids whose parents owned taverns or liquor stores. Then it was drive down the back alley and load the car up with free booze and the friend. And make sure one of your friends had a farming driving license that let him drive the car at 14 years old....

Sheesh... where are these kids with imagination....

Another good technique was to asked the old man who bought a pint of peppermint schnapps and an icecream cone everyday. Hell for buying the icecream cone he would buy what you wanted with the schnapps - and this when you were just 14.

Posted by 3dc 2007-05-15 16:58||   2007-05-15 16:58|| Front Page Top

#8 Your score is 60%

Congratulations, you are a domestic terrorist. Well, at least you are according to the US government. Consider turning yourself in to your local authorities. There are FBI offices all around they country and they would like to talk to you. Pack your bags for Gitmo because the government doesn't like you.

Yee Ha!

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg  2007-05-15 18:26|| www.fire-on-the-suns.com]">[www.fire-on-the-suns.com]  2007-05-15 18:26|| Front Page Top

#9 3dc, I got exactly the same thing and I said yes: I've driven without a licence.
Posted by gromgoru 2007-05-15 18:27||   2007-05-15 18:27|| Front Page Top

#10 Oh, and it set my clock back exactly 1 hour as well.

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg  2007-05-15 18:29|| www.fire-on-the-suns.com]">[www.fire-on-the-suns.com]  2007-05-15 18:29|| Front Page Top

#11 You are not a terrorist. In fact, it is highly likely that you are a socialist, communist, or Democrat. You strongly support the state over, well, everything. You likely do not believe in any individual rights. You scare me.

It was the driving without a licesnse and the ownership of WMD that put me in the hole.


Posted by Shipman">Shipman  2007-05-15 19:06||   2007-05-15 19:06|| Front Page Top

#12 we should prevent the fear of terrorism from damaging us much more than terrorism itself.

Wrong. Disregarding even one iota of Islamic terrorism’s threat is far more dangerous.

Obviously, there’s nothing wrong in being a Muslim

Wrong again. Muslims are proponents of the world’s most intolerant creed and must be called on it at all times. Their support for a violent political ideology makes them the enemy of all free people.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-05-15 20:14||   2007-05-15 20:14|| Front Page Top

#13 I hit 25% and got the same message as Shipman #11. I guess that means no Black Helicopters looking for me and phone taps. YeeHah!
Posted by Delphi2005 2007-05-15 20:32||   2007-05-15 20:32|| Front Page Top

#14 50% - probably shudna admitted to the WMD....
Posted by Rupert Unorong5987 2007-05-15 22:44||   2007-05-15 22:44|| Front Page Top

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