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2010-05-14 Home Front: Politix

Holder hasn't read Arizona law he criticized

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Posted by gorb 2010-05-14 00:01|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ] Top

#1 Holseris a moron and a puppet, may he rot in hell.

Posted by 49 Pan 2010-05-14 00:28|| 2010-05-14 00:28|| Front Page Top

#2 anyone particularly surprised? fer crissakes, it is Washington, they don't even read the laws they pass themselves.

Posted by abu do you love 2010-05-14 00:58|| 2010-05-14 00:58|| Front Page Top

#3 He doesn't have to read---he knows it in his gut.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2010-05-14 04:43|| 2010-05-14 04:43|| Front Page Top

#4 His heart. His soul.

Or, those are optional?

Posted by Bobby 2010-05-14 06:24|| 2010-05-14 06:24|| Front Page Top

#5 Mr Holder, it's like this.

They had to pass it so you could see what's in parts of the US Code regarding legal immigrants, a section that an important man named FDR passed long before you were born. (We know that FDR was important because he's on the dime. Yep, those bright, shiny little coins that you like so much! Uh, no...he's on the other side. I don't know what that funky thing is either, but it's not a head. Are you being silly again, Eric? You are so funny, and it's not even tickle time!)

It's sort of like your refrigerator. The important thing is that the light comes on when you open the door and your juice boxes stay cold. You don't need to worry about all those curly wiry things in the back.

That's it for story time. Now sit down like a good little man, drink your yummy juice, and don't steal the crayons from Joey Biden. That makes him cry. Take turns and share, or it's time out for you. Got it?

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2010-05-14 07:02|| 2010-05-14 07:02|| Front Page Top

#6 Memo: Keep Blondie's lecture to Mr. Holder framed on my wall.

Priceless!

Posted by Mullah Richard 2010-05-14 08:18|| 2010-05-14 08:18|| Front Page Top

#7 Uncle Jimbo at Blackfive stomps down Holder in a video. Check it out. Note: language not fit for public schools, heh.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2010-05-14 11:32|| 2010-05-14 11:32|| Front Page Top

#8 You must remember he's walking a tightrope, His Boss (Obama) IS Muslim.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2010-05-14 12:43|| 2010-05-14 12:43|| Front Page Top

#9 Eric Holder is truly D.C. leadership by example...

Posted by Broadhead6 2010-05-14 13:59|| 2010-05-14 13:59|| Front Page Top

#10 It's agreed the man is an idiot. it only remains to name exactly what kind of idiot: utter, complete, flaming, f***ing... feel free to add your own.

Posted by Swanimote 2010-05-14 16:16|| 2010-05-14 16:16|| Front Page Top

#11 Section 1. Intent

The legislature finds that there is compelling interest in the cooperative enforcement of federal immigration laws throughout all of Arizona.

First sentence, first paragraph.

Posted by 49 Pan 2010-05-14 16:18|| 2010-05-14 16:18|| Front Page Top

#12 "feel free to add your own"

All of the above, Swanimote. ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-05-14 16:55|| 2010-05-14 16:55|| Front Page Top

#13 In other news:

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomberwould receive after his death will be cut by 25% this May from 72 to only 54. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs, (B.O.O.M.), responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action.

General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth."

Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands in which he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, "We sympathize with our workers' concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihadin a competitive marketplace".

"Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don't like cutting pension benefits, but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."

Spokespersons for the union in the Northeast of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the strike would not affect their operations as "There are no virgins in our areas anyway".

A strike may not be necessary, however, as the number of suicide bombings has been decreasing lately. This has been attributed to the emergence of the Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like, they are not so keen on going to paradise.

Posted by Besoeker 2010-05-14 17:38|| 2010-05-14 17:38|| Front Page Top

#14 Brilliant, Besoeker. Absolutely brilliant!

Posted by Swanimote 2010-05-14 18:06|| 2010-05-14 18:06|| Front Page Top

#15 We tried to warn the head bangers for their own good about those virgins, but the know-it-alls insist that some 7 century book has all the answers. This from a book that didn't even know about toilet paper when they were staring right at some.

Posted by ed 2010-05-14 18:25|| 2010-05-14 18:25|| Front Page Top

#16 One of your best Besoeker, thanks for sharing.

Posted by Flapper Scourge of the Algonquins4926 2010-05-14 18:54|| 2010-05-14 18:54|| Front Page Top

#17 Thats a classic! Thank you for the laugh!

Posted by 49 Pan 2010-05-14 19:26|| 2010-05-14 19:26|| Front Page Top

#18 Besoeker---That was a masterpiece!!!!!!!

Mods---Please put this in the Rantburg Classics, at least I vote for it!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2010-05-14 20:47|| 2010-05-14 20:47|| Front Page Top

#19 Excellent Besoeker.

Yes this deserves to be in the classics!

Posted by CrazyFool 2010-05-14 21:29|| 2010-05-14 21:29|| Front Page Top

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