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FCUK THEWEST
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Posted by Unineng Jiter8861 2006-05-10 13:56|| || Front Page|| [11137 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Faster, please.
Posted by Mike N. 2006-05-10 15:56||   2006-05-10 15:56|| Front Page Top

#2 Some big breasted western lass broke his heart. Daddy sez gotta marry his flat chested 9 year old PakiWaki cousin.
Posted by ed 2006-05-10 16:01||   2006-05-10 16:01|| Front Page Top

#3 Switch to decaf?
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2006-05-10 16:04||   2006-05-10 16:04|| Front Page Top

#4 Can Fred simply forward his IP to the NSA?
Posted by Mike N. 2006-05-10 16:14||   2006-05-10 16:14|| Front Page Top

#5 Anybody else suddenly flash on "What have the Romans ever done for us?"? LOL.

Bring it on, UJ8861.
Posted by Angirt Cholung5208 2006-05-10 16:28||   2006-05-10 16:28|| Front Page Top

#6 when UJ8861 says,

..AND WHEN I DO MOVE I WILL BE TAKING MANY OF THE SCUMBAGS WITH ME.

does he actually mean that he will pay the travel costs of the scumbags so they can also leave the west

or does he mean he will be a suicide bomber killing scumbags and that his 'MOVE' will be to heaven
Posted by mhw 2006-05-10 16:39||   2006-05-10 16:39|| Front Page Top

#7 Hi, Zack. How's the weather in Colorado?
Posted by tu3031 2006-05-10 16:40||   2006-05-10 16:40|| Front Page Top

#8 You know, for this bit of methane to be posted, the mods must think we need some comic relief and some healthy troll bashing.

Thank you:)

*skins troll alive with dull rocks.*
Posted by Silentbrick">Silentbrick  2006-05-10 16:52||   2006-05-10 16:52|| Front Page Top

#9 Try Tehran.
It'll be real nice this summer.
If you can stand the heat of a thousand suns.
Posted by Saparmurat Atayevich Niyazov 2006-05-10 16:54||   2006-05-10 16:54|| Front Page Top

#10 "Can Fred simply forward his IP to the NSA?"

Thanks, we already have it. And his address and name...

We just love RADIUS logs and the TCP/IP protocol.
Posted by Some Intercept Analyst 2006-05-10 16:56||   2006-05-10 16:56|| Front Page Top

#11 It's amazing what John Kerry will say just to stay in the public eye.
Posted by Matt 2006-05-10 17:00||   2006-05-10 17:00|| Front Page Top

#12 I swear the mods are twisted some days.
Posted by 6 2006-05-10 17:03||   2006-05-10 17:03|| Front Page Top

#13 Civil, Well Reasoned, Discourse..

Yeah, I think this hits all those fine points.
Posted by TomAnon 2006-05-10 17:08||   2006-05-10 17:08|| Front Page Top

#14 i'ma HATE the WeSt
Womens in sPring skirts everwhere
I will soon exPloder
Posted by Hiakoo Fur Yu 2006-05-10 17:09||   2006-05-10 17:09|| Front Page Top

#15 clean up afterwards, Haikoo
Posted by Frank G 2006-05-10 17:32||   2006-05-10 17:32|| Front Page Top

#16  Fuck the East. The American taxpeyer spends BILLIONS every year to help the Middle East and in return we get nothing but vitriol and dead innocent people who did nothing to the Middle East other than give them money.

You morons can't even do so much as feed yourselves. Starve you fuckin losers.

If you read up on your human history you may learn that the East had a considerable head start on the west and now we dominate the world while you fucks are still using you hands to dig holes to shit in. Fuckin losers.
Posted by Mike N. 2006-05-10 17:45||   2006-05-10 17:45|| Front Page Top

#17 I swear the mods are twisted some days.

yep 6r, fitnah X Haraam = Me Scaramm!
Posted by Ayatollah Imammi 2006-05-10 17:55||   2006-05-10 17:55|| Front Page Top

#18 Hi, Zack. How's the weather in Colorado?
Posted by tu3031

*****

Nien! Nyet! Non! No! I'm thinking it's none other than Ward Churchill.
Posted by Lancasters Over Dresden 2006-05-10 18:07|| http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]">[http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]  2006-05-10 18:07|| Front Page Top

#19 I have often pondered the link between the Caps Lock key and wacky, off the wall ranting.
Posted by SteveS 2006-05-10 19:40||   2006-05-10 19:40|| Front Page Top

#20 Caps lock key is the modern equivalent of wezring a "Napolean" hat.


MINE LIGHTS UP CAN YOU SEE IT ???????
Posted by jim#6 2006-05-10 19:45||   2006-05-10 19:45|| Front Page Top

#21 Wearing.

I don't eve know what wezring is.
Posted by jim#6 2006-05-10 19:46||   2006-05-10 19:46|| Front Page Top

#22 Nudibranch! Wow, I learn something new every day.
Posted by Darrell 2006-05-10 20:17||   2006-05-10 20:17|| Front Page Top

#23 I recall the very old story about the wise old man sitting at the city gates.
A traveler asks him how are the people in the city, as he's looking for a place to live.
The sage asks "What were the people like where you came from?"
And the traveler replied "Oh they were fine folks, always willing to help, polite, friendly and generous." the wise man said "Enter, you will find people here are just like where you came from."
The traveler thanked the wise man and entered the city.

A bit later another man again asked the Wise Man, "What are people like here, I'm looking for a nice place to live."
And again the wise man asked "What were people like where you came from?"
The man replied "Oh they were awful, gossips, thieves, never a friendly face, nobody would lend a hand, just Rotten folks."
And the Wise Man replied, "I'm afraid the folks in this town are just like the folks where you came from." and the traveler thanked him and said "I'll be sure to avoid this town, I don't want to have the same kind of neighbors I had before."

Moral?
You'll find whatever you're looking for.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-05-10 20:27||   2006-05-10 20:27|| Front Page Top

#24 Wezring = French Accent?
Posted by Oldspook 2006-05-10 20:32||   2006-05-10 20:32|| Front Page Top

#25 MAylasian Keyboard.
POS
Posted by jim#6 2006-05-10 20:35||   2006-05-10 20:35|| Front Page Top

#26 JErsey Accent.
See that ? I can't type to save my life. Luckily it's unlikely to depend upon my typing.
Posted by jim#6 2006-05-10 20:37||   2006-05-10 20:37|| Front Page Top

#27 If more than 3 people in your life are complete and utter assholes then maybe its you.

Live it.
Posted by whitecollar redneck 2006-05-10 20:44||   2006-05-10 20:44|| Front Page Top

#28 "If more than 3 people in your life are complete and utter assholes then maybe its you."

My Grandmother tought me that one!
Posted by Mark E. 2006-05-10 20:52||   2006-05-10 20:52|| Front Page Top

#29 She must have been a good redneck woman.
Posted by whitecollar redneck 2006-05-10 20:58||   2006-05-10 20:58|| Front Page Top

#30 LOL buncha crackers :-)

BTW - I don't know about any other whites, but being called a Cracker just made me laugh...
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-05-10 21:05||   2006-05-10 21:05|| Front Page Top

#31 Redneck Jim, you're right on the money, but also the moral is that wherever YOU go, there YOU are. I suppose the dumbass that wrote the screed above hasn't figured out that he is the reason that he is so miserable. Oh I suppose you could blame the M Mullahs and allan for helping him to be such a sorry ass.
Posted by Angeash Sheagum7803 2006-05-10 21:19||   2006-05-10 21:19|| Front Page Top

#32 Another charming rendition from one of our esteemed muslim brothers .. Hurray for education !

I can only read so much of your stupid ass bull shit before I lose all faith in the future of humanity and start sorting my guns by barrel flavour. Reading your tripe only confirms the Muslim world is full of stupid people with stupid ideas. If good ideas were beers I wouldn't have enough from Islam to get a buzz.
Posted by MacNails 2006-05-10 21:19||   2006-05-10 21:19|| Front Page Top

#33 I'm wondering about being FCUKed. Sounds extra-kinky.

Other than that, everyone's nailed this dysfunctional clown so many ways he's extra-toasty, I'd say.

Classics?
Posted by Spavish Elmiling4211 2006-05-10 21:24||   2006-05-10 21:24|| Front Page Top

#34 This is spam, it is an ad for the French Connection UK clothing line.
Posted by Ol Dirty American 2006-05-10 22:20||   2006-05-10 22:20|| Front Page Top

#35 Reminds me of the end scene from LAW AND ORDER last nite, where McCoy's boss reminds everyone > "DEMOCRACY IS THE HARDEST/WORST FORM OF GOVERNMENT THERE IS, EXCEPT FOR EVERYTHING ELSE"!?
True to the MSM and RINO CINO Dems, however, McCoy & Company were now generally characterized as "Conservative(s)" whom had to depend on LIBERAL BLOGS for detailed evidencias to solve and win their case. Former Liberal Dem McCoy is now Conservative, while former Rightist Conservative Internet is now "[Left?]Liberal"!?
Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-05-10 23:17||   2006-05-10 23:17|| Front Page Top

#36 OK - now with Mendiola contributing, all we need is Mucky (or was that him with the Haiku?) and its definitely CLASSIC at that point.
Posted by Oldspook 2006-05-10 23:31||   2006-05-10 23:31|| Front Page Top

#37 I believe that's called haikoo.
Posted by Phil 2006-05-10 23:51||   2006-05-10 23:51|| Front Page Top

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