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2018-05-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Man Dies After Rattlesnake Bites Him Twice In Osage County
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Posted by Besoeker 2018-05-02 02:22|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ]  Top

#1 Here, hold my beer and get some pics for FB.
Posted by Besoeker 2018-05-02 02:27||   2018-05-02 02:27|| Front Page Top

#2 Barry Lester caught rattlesnakes all the time,
Little did he know he was committing a crime.
He had no license, snake hook or proper gear,
He’d had his last beer and his time was near.
Once too often Barry tested fate,
Now his relatives speak of him as Barry of late.
Posted by JohnQC 2018-05-02 08:18||   2018-05-02 08:18|| Front Page Top

#3 Rattlesnake version of #MeToo?
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2018-05-02 09:37||   2018-05-02 09:37|| Front Page Top

#4 Grom, It's the inner voices muses. :)
Posted by JohnQC 2018-05-02 10:59||   2018-05-02 10:59|| Front Page Top

#5 The state was hurt unto its heart
Or other more existent part
To learn of little Barry's capers
Done without the proper papers:
"Sharper than a serpent's strike
It is to have a thankless tyke,
And since we've underserved his family,
Let's assist henceforth more amply!"
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2018-05-02 11:30||   2018-05-02 11:30|| Front Page Top

#6 Rattlesnake? If you don't have a shotgun I guess a shovel will do.
Posted by Abu Uluque 2018-05-02 12:25||   2018-05-02 12:25|| Front Page Top

#7 Is "Osage County" a polite way of saying the nether regions?
Posted by Zhang Fei 2018-05-02 14:25||   2018-05-02 14:25|| Front Page Top

#8 But why was the snake crossing he road?

Still, condolences to his family.
Posted by Adriane 2018-05-02 19:16||   2018-05-02 19:16|| Front Page Top

#9 Well, I suspect Mr. Lester's obit was shortened by omitting the words "Snake Whisperer."
Posted by Anomalous Sources 2018-05-02 21:39||   2018-05-02 21:39|| Front Page Top

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