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2017-05-02 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-

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Posted by Fred 2017-05-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ] Top

#1 I don't laugh, I don't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

Posted by gorb 2017-05-02 02:24|| 2017-05-02 02:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Where are the 'cow protectors' when you need them?

So the guy was hit by a holy, revered object from the heavens. Is he blessed?

The guy didn't sufficiently cushion the holy creature when it fell. Is he then cursed?

So many deep, deep questions in theology.

Posted by Skidmark 2017-05-02 02:49|| 2017-05-02 02:49|| Front Page Top

#3 I was to know if the cow was PUSHED!

Posted by ed in texas 2017-05-02 08:19|| 2017-05-02 08:19|| Front Page Top

#4 It was six men of Indostan,
Islamically inclined,
Who all were felled by falling cows,
And all were fully blind
(The kind of droll coincidence
Beloved of Allah's mind)!

etc.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2017-05-02 10:56|| 2017-05-02 10:56|| Front Page Top

#5 As God is my witness I thought calves could fly.

Posted by Mr. Carlson 2017-05-02 11:02|| 2017-05-02 11:02|| Front Page Top

#6 At around 8am, as he was checking out cucumbers but the price was way to high and he just got saying "I'll pay that price for your crummy cucumbers when cows fly." You know the rest of the story.

Posted by JohnQC 2017-05-02 12:19|| 2017-05-02 12:19|| Front Page Top

#7 Zenobia F -- I am impressed.

Posted by trailing wife 2017-05-02 12:44|| 2017-05-02 12:44|| Front Page Top

#8 "As God is my witness, I thought cows could fly"

Posted by Frank G 2017-05-02 15:40|| 2017-05-02 15:40|| Front Page Top

#9 Hey diddle, diddle,

The Cat and the Fiddle,
The calf jumped over the fence.
On his way down, he tried flapping his arms
But still caused pain and suspense.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2017-05-02 15:44|| 2017-05-02 15:44|| Front Page Top

#10 USN, Ret, I love inspired poetry days.

Posted by trailing wife 2017-05-02 15:53|| 2017-05-02 15:53|| Front Page Top

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