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2006-05-02 Home Front: Politix

Hillary - 'I Coulda Been An Olympic Contendah!'

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Posted by Raj 2006-05-02 10:48|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 1. we're talking like the 1960s. They DIDNT take women astronauts then. Sally Ride didnt join the space program till later.

2. plenty of non-socialists at Wellesley.
Sure theyre mainly feminists - so what? Any Repubs gonna complain in 2008 that Hillary is a feminist? Thats the way to win soccer mom votes, sure. I highly recommend you do that.

Shes probably still gonna lose to McCain, though.

Posted by Liberalhawk 2006-05-02 11:24|| 2006-05-02 11:24|| Front Page Top

#2 ....Can't swim?

Somewhere in the distance I hear the engine of an Old's Delta 88 cranking up.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-05-02 11:30|| 2006-05-02 11:30|| Front Page Top

#3 What I always suspected, people who are totally useless become lawyers.

Posted by RWV 2006-05-02 12:15|| 2006-05-02 12:15|| Front Page Top

#4 Funny, I had her pegged as a wantabe lead musher for The Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race circa 1960.

Posted by Captain America 2006-05-02 12:38|| 2006-05-02 12:38|| Front Page Top

#5 Alaska Paul will not greet your suggestion kindly Captain.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-05-02 12:46|| 2006-05-02 12:46|| Front Page Top

#6 didn't Billary claim she was named after Sir Edmond Hillary once.

actually she went up Mt. Everest first, before Edmond did, but let him take her name before she took his name.

yep, I was there.

Posted by RD 2006-05-02 13:57|| 2006-05-02 13:57|| Front Page Top

#7 RD, I bet it is SEARED, SEARED in your mind too. Like that Christmas Eve in Cambodia dropping off top-secret Spec. Ops. forces, eh?

Posted by BA 2006-05-02 14:11|| 2006-05-02 14:11|| Front Page Top

#8 When did she realize her really, really best thing to do was swallow ?

Posted by wxjames 2006-05-02 14:41|| 2006-05-02 14:41|| Front Page Top

#9 Hillary in the Olympics eh? Wanted a chance to cuddle up with some of them cute E.German girls, you say?

Posted by TomAnon 2006-05-02 14:48|| 2006-05-02 14:48|| Front Page Top

#10 Too bad the circus never came through town while she was growing up. She could've become famous in the sideshow crushing beer kegs between her gigantic, massive thighs...

Posted by tu3031 2006-05-02 14:48|| 2006-05-02 14:48|| Front Page Top

#11 ...crushing beer kegs between her gigantic, massive thighs

Dibs on that one...

Posted by Madeline Albright 2006-05-02 14:53|| 2006-05-02 14:53|| Front Page Top

#12 Hillary in a swimsiut?? not on my SI cover, no way!

Posted by USN, ret. 2006-05-02 14:56|| 2006-05-02 14:56|| Front Page Top

#13 "Funny, I had her pegged as a wantabe lead musher for The Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race circa 1960."

For shame, Cap, the odure that comes out of their behinds had more value than Hellery every did.

Posted by Ernest Brown 2006-05-02 16:32|| 2006-05-02 16:32|| Front Page Top

#14 Failing at everything she tried, she ended up doing to Bill Clinton what Madonna recommends be done to G. W.

Posted by KBK 2006-05-02 17:35|| 2006-05-02 17:35|| Front Page Top

#15 Taranto weighs in:

But wait. Is that NASA story believable? First, Sally Ride, the first American woman in space, is only 3 1/2 years younger than Mrs. Clinton. Second, given that she has an epicene name, how did NASA even know she was a girl?

Posted by Raj 2006-05-02 18:05|| 2006-05-02 18:05|| Front Page Top

#16 Only in America can a failed Olympic contender and astronaut become a Senator. If your keeping score Hillary wanting to be a fireman, Marine, Cop, teacher, or priest, but settled on being a lawyer. You can never aim too high or low for success. Any chance on her lies ever being exposed by the Bushs' Lap dog press?

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2006-05-02 19:07|| 2006-05-02 19:07|| Front Page Top

#17 So her own ignorance and inabilities kept Hilary from pursuing her dreams. Think of studying? Or of practising? Long hours? Hard work? Fidning something you are good at and working hard at that?

Nope. Swallow that disappointment at no brass ring handed out without merit and stick with politics.

Ohm, and Hilary, those who really "could have been" an Olympic athelete would have come first or second as a child, not last. You can't, well you can't. That is NOT discrimination. It's lack of ability and qualifications. Yeesh.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-05-02 19:27|| 2006-05-02 19:27|| Front Page Top

#18 Let's cut to the chase.
Dr. Sally's a cutie.

Posted by 6 2006-05-02 19:37|| 2006-05-02 19:37|| Front Page Top

#19 I understand Kentucky Fried Chicken has something called a Hillary Special. It has two large thighs, two small breasts, and two left wings.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2006-05-02 19:57|| 2006-05-02 19:57|| Front Page Top

#20 Good one, DB.

Posted by phil_b">phil_b 2006-05-02 21:42|| http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/]">[http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/] 2006-05-02 21:42|| Front Page Top

#21 DR Sally's a cutie not because of her physical characteristics, but you have the sense she might draft better than you on mock NFL drafts. Sharp lady at WHATEVER she does.

Hildabeast is like Bill, an appetite for power unfettered by self-consciousness or shame. A dangerous animal indeed

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-05-02 22:28|| 2006-05-02 22:28|| Front Page Top

#22 but you have the sense she might draft better than you on mock NFL drafts

than 6r?

Posted by RD 2006-05-02 23:02|| 2006-05-02 23:02|| Front Page Top

#23 6 shows depth at "best player available"...I have my doubts :-)

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