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2018-04-30 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Oregonian confesses to using bucket to conduct improper relations with Ellie

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Posted by Besoeker 2018-04-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 What’s a farm boy to do?

Posted by Kofi Hatfield1579 2018-04-30 00:10|| 2018-04-30 00:10|| Front Page Top

#2 The funniest thing was he picked the ugliest one!

Posted by gorb 2018-04-30 02:04|| 2018-04-30 02:04|| Front Page Top

#3 Now Ellie is a #MeToo member?

Posted by Ulaigum Ebbineng7056 2018-04-30 03:22|| 2018-04-30 03:22|| Front Page Top

#4 Mr. Duyck has a rather inflated sense of his manhood.

Posted by Tholurong Jones1532 2018-04-30 04:59|| 2018-04-30 04:59|| Front Page Top

#5 He wouldn't go for the goat, he knew she f*cked dirty foreigners...

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-04-30 05:50|| 2018-04-30 05:50|| Front Page Top

#6 She never wears her blinders and sleigh bells in the stall. We knew something was amiss.

Posted by Besoeker 2018-04-30 06:44|| 2018-04-30 06:44|| Front Page Top

#7 Once you go black mare, you never go back.

Posted by Raj 2018-04-30 06:53|| 2018-04-30 06:53|| Front Page Top

#8 Now, you all are having way too much fun with this one. Take a breath and go look at the dirty politicians articles.

Posted by Mercutio 2018-04-30 08:18|| 2018-04-30 08:18|| Front Page Top

#9 Trump will be blamed sometime this afternoon.

Posted by Besoeker 2018-04-30 08:58|| 2018-04-30 08:58|| Front Page Top

#10 Trump will be blamed sometime this afternoon.

Ding! Ding! DING! Not even snarky and still a snark-o-the day front runner, with Trenchancy oak leaf cluster...

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-04-30 09:17|| 2018-04-30 09:17|| Front Page Top

#11 And what about the bucket? We all know miscreants are not responsible for their acts, it's the eeeeevil inanimate object's fault. Ban buckets!

Posted by M. Murcek 2018-04-30 09:20|| 2018-04-30 09:20|| Front Page Top

#12 Aggravated animal abuse if he was using the horse crop.

Posted by gorb 2018-04-30 10:29|| 2018-04-30 10:29|| Front Page Top

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