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2007-04-22 India-Pakistan
Nuggets from the Urdu press
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Posted by Fred 2007-04-22 00:00|| || Front Page|| [13 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 And from these nuggets are two that may be found uesful:
1: since April 1 is Morehammads birthday, it is imperative that more jokes, mirth and general frivolity take place on that day.
2) if there are those so gullible about dollars from a helicopter, then that should become a new non-lethal tactic used. Not really our fault if the raining of dollars coincided with the southbound 5:18 freight, is it?
Posted by USN, ret. 2007-04-22 00:38||   2007-04-22 00:38|| Front Page Top

#2 I can't say anything.... but let me say thisn whilest I dance with my local Tree Jinn, best Nuggests EVER! And I'm not saying that because the Dictator Captain is hold a sticky wicket against my head. Nope, this is superior stuff. I assume this expense was compiled with help from currency note dropped from HelioCopters. Thank gawd now matter what our differences we can agree that India is also not our jigar ka tukra you can take thatn to your bank and get a feel of the tree Jinns.
Posted by Shipman">Shipman  2007-04-22 08:24||   2007-04-22 08:24|| Front Page Top

#3 great country....dipshits
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2007-04-22 10:00||   2007-04-22 10:00|| Front Page Top

#4 Ask Kimmie if he wants a side job making counterfeit Dinars (their currency?) Drop those, watch the fun.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-04-22 10:18||   2007-04-22 10:18|| Front Page Top

#5 So passivity is the secret of American gays...
Posted by Grunter 2007-04-22 11:49||   2007-04-22 11:49|| Front Page Top

#6 What a country - cricket playing playboys (Imran Khan) who smoke hashish, bet on themselves or even against themselves. Kill the coach to cover up for their own incompetence. Pass hepititis off in biscuits (that were probably infected by the British hermaphrodite) and sucker in gullible American widows over the internet. You know these people could be a serious threat.
Posted by Jack is Back!">Jack is Back!  2007-04-22 14:19||   2007-04-22 14:19|| Front Page Top

#7 Three's one I saw last night. A Pakistani warlord who's tribe actually fights Al Queda, said He would shelter binLaden, bacause he said it its tribal custom to help the oppressed. You just know he wants that 25 mil. The ol' April fools day sucker punch
Posted by Vinegar Ulogum7733 2007-04-22 16:43||   2007-04-22 16:43|| Front Page Top

#8 April 1 is the birthday of Prophet Muhammad

I guess the joke's on us.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-04-22 18:03||   2007-04-22 18:03|| Front Page Top

#9 I wonder about that. Since their lunatic religion uses a lunar calender, how do birthdays and such get recorded? Do they track them on a civilized calendar? Do they just record the lunar date and let it slip around the year (like Ramadan)? Or do the evil clerics use a complicated formula?
Posted by Jackal">Jackal  2007-04-22 20:57|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2007-04-22 20:57|| Front Page Top

#10 
"Ajoka play is against Islam"
Burqavaganza
Posted by RD">RD  2007-04-22 21:44||   2007-04-22 21:44|| Front Page Top

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