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2006-04-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Rolling Stones' Richards suffers concussion

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Posted by Fred 2006-04-30 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Keith Richards may be the Holy Grail in bio-weapon defense.

Since he's consumed more alcohol, heroin, barbiturates, cocaine, meth, quaaludes, hash, pot, etc than any 100 "normal" dopers combined.. and flourished to boot, the NIH/CDC should rendition him to Dugway.

Posted by RD 2006-04-30 04:12|| 2006-04-30 04:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Keef's been out of his tree for forty years now.

Posted by Grunter 2006-04-30 09:55|| 2006-04-30 09:55|| Front Page Top

#3 Luckily, he had already taken the pain meds.

Posted by ed 2006-04-30 10:07|| 2006-04-30 10:07|| Front Page Top

#4 Why was he climbing a coconut palm?

Posted by 3dc 2006-04-30 10:42|| 2006-04-30 10:42|| Front Page Top

#5 He's nuts.

Posted by imoyaro 2006-04-30 11:12|| 2006-04-30 11:12|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm surprised he noticed. Maybe he sensed an abnormal moment of clarity?

Posted by BrerRabbit 2006-04-30 12:04|| 2006-04-30 12:04|| Front Page Top

#7 "Rolling Stones' Richards suffers concussion"

How could they tell?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut"> Barbara Skolaut 2006-04-30 13:23|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2006-04-30 13:23|| Front Page Top

#8 Well, at least he did not get hit by a coconut. That would have ruined the tour. When my dad was in New Gunea, getting ready for the Cape Gloucester operation in Dec 1943, 2 guys in his outfit were killed by falling coconuts.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2006-04-30 15:30|| 2006-04-30 15:30|| Front Page Top

#9 By age 61 or so, one ought not climb trees.

Posted by Unush Angomomble1895 2006-04-30 15:36|| 2006-04-30 15:36|| Front Page Top

#10 "By age 61 or so, one ought not climb trees."

Indeed. This may not have been drug related at all. He may have just started to wander off.

Posted by Omaviling Glotle8770 2006-04-30 17:37|| 2006-04-30 17:37|| Front Page Top

#11 An Australian journo called the resort and he fell out of a hammock reaching for a book.

Not that I care.

Posted by phil_b">phil_b 2006-04-30 20:45|| http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/]">[http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/] 2006-04-30 20:45|| Front Page Top

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