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2006-04-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Pamela Anderson @ WSJ: Chimps Shouldn't Be Forced to Live like Me.

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Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-04-28 10:23|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 That's great, Pam.
Now show us your boobs...

Posted by tu3031 2006-04-28 11:50|| 2006-04-28 11:50|| Front Page Top

#2 Ah yes, we all know how much WSJ readers value the considered opinions of distinguished and accomplished individuals like Ms. Anderson.

Posted by Mark E. 2006-04-28 13:57|| 2006-04-28 13:57|| Front Page Top

#3 "This issue has been on my mind a lot lately."

Pam Anderson has a mind? Who knew?

"I chose to have that kind of life; these animals didn't."

How do you know, Pammy? You say they're intelligent - have you asked them? Or did you just assume?

Remember, cookie - "assume" always begins with an ASS.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut"> Barbara Skolaut 2006-04-28 14:00|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2006-04-28 14:00|| Front Page Top

#4 At least the chimps don't need silicone to become sucessful in show biz.

Posted by Sgt. D.T. 2006-04-28 15:41|| 2006-04-28 15:41|| Front Page Top

#5 Well, at least they've got non-speaking roles, Pam.

Just waggle your boobs and stradddle that bike, rub hard Pam. Sell whatever. But do shut up.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-04-28 18:23|| 2006-04-28 18:23|| Front Page Top

#6 Pam Anderson has a mind? Who knew?

She does. But it can only hold one thought at a time.

Posted by Fordesque 2006-04-28 19:13|| 2006-04-28 19:13|| Front Page Top

#7 So why did the WSJ invite her for an editorial? Circulation numbers down or what?

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-04-28 19:30|| 2006-04-28 19:30|| Front Page Top

#8 She's still mad because she and Kid Rock were displaced as PWT queen and king by Britney and Cletus.

Personally, I think that if all four of them appeared at the same time on the Jerry Springer Show, it would have torn a hole in the very fabric of the low-cut jeans of the universe.

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-04-28 21:01|| 2006-04-28 21:01|| Front Page Top

#9 Dear Lord, please strike all the people who use the term "XX% shared DNA", dead.

Cordially Yours,
Professional Evolutionary Biologist.

Posted by gromgoru 2006-04-28 21:38|| 2006-04-28 21:38|| Front Page Top

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