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2004-04-27 Israel-Palestine
Robbers die trying to hold-up suicide bomber
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Posted by Lux 2004-04-27 1:09:46 PM|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1  When Hamas makes a citizen's arrest they don't mess around.
Posted by Stephen 2004-04-27 1:20:34 PM||   2004-04-27 1:20:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 thing are in bad finanshul shape when they are have to rob and steal just to get decent suicide belt.
Posted by muck4doo 2004-04-27 1:25:01 PM|| [http://www.kfccruelty.com/KFCbuttgame/index.html]  2004-04-27 1:25:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 p.s. antiwar going be pissed about this as being oppresion.
Posted by muck4doo 2004-04-27 1:25:57 PM|| [http://www.kfccruelty.com/KFCbuttgame/index.html]  2004-04-27 1:25:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 when they are have to rob and steal just to get decent suicide belt.

that was funny..mucky.
Posted by B 2004-04-27 1:30:05 PM||   2004-04-27 1:30:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Ye Gods! What was the robber's approach? "Your suicide bomb or your life?"
Posted by Mike  2004-04-27 1:33:18 PM||   2004-04-27 1:33:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Now I know wherethe writers for SNL get their inspiration. Life immitates Python.
Posted by Super Hose  2004-04-27 1:37:50 PM||   2004-04-27 1:37:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 And then this necrophiliac walks by and....
Posted by Super Hose  2004-04-27 1:38:54 PM||   2004-04-27 1:38:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm sure either the Joooooos or Bushitler or one of his evil minions actually orchestrated this boom.

It's the only logical explantion.
Posted by spiffo 2004-04-27 1:44:20 PM||   2004-04-27 1:44:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#9  If crooks wanted to steal a suicide bomb-belt there has to be a market for them.What kind of sales pitch do you make on a suicide bomb belt-"It's cherry,never been used.Feel the fine Corinthian leather behind the explosives."What kind of deposit do you have to give if you ask "Can I take the belt for a test drive?"
Posted by Stephen 2004-04-27 1:44:21 PM||   2004-04-27 1:44:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 muahaha! this just too funny!
Posted by Anonymous4602 2004-04-27 1:49:33 PM||   2004-04-27 1:49:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 I'm thinking the pali peoples are ready for a state.
Posted by Shipman 2004-04-27 1:52:04 PM||   2004-04-27 1:52:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 No, Ship, they're already in a state. I'll leave to your imagination just which one it is. Hint: insanity would be a good start.
Posted by mac 2004-04-27 2:00:12 PM||   2004-04-27 2:00:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 "Dude, you don't want my wallet."
Posted by Laurence of the Rats  2004-04-27 2:02:25 PM||   2004-04-27 2:02:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 hehe they must be nuts stealing cars in Isreal and then driving them to Gaza . Just confirms it when they attempt to rob some poor unsuspecting suicide bomber on his way to work ! JEEZ hehe . and thats just your average joe thief over there !
Posted by MacNails 2004-04-27 2:51:46 PM||   2004-04-27 2:51:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Oh, my, from a law-enforcement POV, that was certainly...ummm...effecient. And funny, in a warped and perverted kind of way. Sure is hard being a working satirist, these days.
Posted by Sgt. Mom 2004-04-27 2:59:04 PM|| [www.sgtstryker.com]  2004-04-27 2:59:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Just shows that the Israeli incursions, bank seizures, and the 'Wall' are having an affect on the paleos ability to get bomb materials. Of course you have to love the sheer irony of trying to rob someone of a suicide belt! In the words of Dr. Phil: "What the hell were you thinking!" Question to Korann Scholars: Do any of these three 'brave arabs' get into heaven? Do they get 72 virgins, just two, or do they have to share?
Posted by Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter)  2004-04-27 3:02:34 PM||   2004-04-27 3:02:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 "Mamhoud, this one has a radio in his fanny-pack, see the wires coming out of it? Help me open . . . ." BOOOOOOOM!!!!
Posted by sludj 2004-04-27 3:41:50 PM||   2004-04-27 3:41:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 now this is funny......thief just stole my booooms
Posted by Dan 2004-04-27 5:04:30 PM||   2004-04-27 5:04:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 ROFLMAO! That's priceless. Somebody nominate the 2 thieves for a Darwin Award!

As we say in the rescue business, "Too stupid to live should be a valid diagnosis." (And in this case, it was. :-p)
Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2004-04-27 6:25:53 PM||   2004-04-27 6:25:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 The Palestinian Anti-Mugging Device! Coming soon to a souk near you...
Posted by Pappy 2004-04-27 11:30:10 PM||   2004-04-27 11:30:10 PM|| Front Page Top

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