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2008-04-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Study: ~~Dong Flogging~~ Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer

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Posted by Fred 2008-04-24 13:32|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top

#1 Inspite of this study, I'll bet fairies still smoke cancer sticks.

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Posted by RD">RD 2008-04-24 13:56|| 2008-04-24 13:56|| Front Page Top

#2 If they didn't age-norm the samples or they age-normed the samples incorrectly, it could easily account for this difference (since older men are more likely to have cancer and probably masturbate less often).

I'd be extra cautious given that this result is based on 'a report' that has not, apprarently, be published or even been reviewed by a credible and neutral organization.

Posted by mhw 2008-04-24 15:56|| 2008-04-24 15:56|| Front Page Top

Posted by Anonymoose 2008-04-24 16:10|| 2008-04-24 16:10|| Front Page Top

#4 Agree this needs confirmation. Still, it pays to play it safe just in case...

Posted by Iblis 2008-04-24 16:26|| 2008-04-24 16:26|| Front Page Top

#5 I saw another study like this a couple years ago. I think it was titled "M@sturbation a day, keeps prostate cancer away." Makes sense that flushing the pipes keeps you healthy.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2008-04-24 16:36|| 2008-04-24 16:36|| Front Page Top

#6 Most Excellent inline comments Fred! LOL!

Posted by CrazyFool 2008-04-24 16:54|| 2008-04-24 16:54|| Front Page Top

#7 I'm washing my hands of the whole affair.

Posted by Procopius2k 2008-04-24 19:10|| 2008-04-24 19:10|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm not gonna do it. I know where my hand has been.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-04-24 19:14|| 2008-04-24 19:14|| Front Page Top

#9 I'll be back. I'm going out to splurge on some Nivea.

what?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-04-24 19:34|| 2008-04-24 19:34|| Front Page Top

#10 :: backing slowly out of the thread i obviously opened the wrong door sorry gents ::

Posted by Seafarious 2008-04-24 20:03|| 2008-04-24 20:03|| Front Page Top

#11 oops, onomatopoeia

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-04-24 21:00|| 2008-04-24 21:00|| Front Page Top

#12 Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer.

Yes, sir?
Ah, Johnson. I've got a project for you and your team...

Posted by tu3031 2008-04-24 21:35|| 2008-04-24 21:35|| Front Page Top

#13 From a story farther down, it looks like the Office of Government Commerce agrees...

Posted by tu3031 2008-04-24 21:40|| 2008-04-24 21:40|| Front Page Top

#14 A couple of years ago I had a bout of acute prostatitis. Temp of 105 for days, etc. A century ago I probably would have died, but Cipro pulled me through.

I asked my doc what I could do to avoid a recurrence. She said, "More sex."

Posted by KBK 2008-04-24 21:56|| 2008-04-24 21:56|| Front Page Top

#15 I asked my doc what I could do to avoid a recurrence. She said, "More sex."

well did she? Short Drum Roll with Cymbal Crash! :)

glad yer back btw,

Here's to Good Health BBees, keep it busy!

Posted by RD">RD 2008-04-24 22:07|| 2008-04-24 22:07|| Front Page Top

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