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2005-04-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Mesa Arizona Police Want Monkey on SWAT Team
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Posted by Pappy 2005-04-19 11:15:00 AM|| || Front Page|| [11139 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"


Posted by Steve  2005-04-19 12:04:32 PM||   2005-04-19 12:04:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 "What the...? There's an Organ Grinder and an armed monkey on the porch. Youse guys stay down!"
Posted by Frank G  2005-04-19 12:11:09 PM||   2005-04-19 12:11:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 "OK to Break and rake BONZO!!!"
Posted by Tkat 2005-04-19 12:47:49 PM||   2005-04-19 12:47:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Trunk Monkey!
Posted by mojo  2005-04-19 1:11:14 PM||   2005-04-19 1:11:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 LOL mojo! PETA to boycott this decision in 5, 4, 3, 2....
Posted by BA  2005-04-19 1:45:51 PM||   2005-04-19 1:45:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 
Mesa Officer Sean Truelove, who builds and operates tactical robots for the SWAT team... is spearheading the department’s request to purchase and train a capuchin monkey, considered the second smartest primate to the chimpanzee.
So... chimpanzees are the smartest, capuchin monkeys are in second.... who's in third, gorillas, orangutans, or humans?
Posted by Phil Fraering 2005-04-19 3:10:48 PM|| [http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com]  2005-04-19 3:10:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 White mice? Dolphins? ;-)
Posted by  trailing wife 2005-04-19 5:00:09 PM||   2005-04-19 5:00:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Mesa Police Department, don't touch my monkey.
Posted by Shprockets 2005-04-19 5:22:49 PM||   2005-04-19 5:22:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Is there an Indian/India population in the area? The mere threat of an offical Monkey Man will have all sorts of interesting recpurkussions.
Posted by Shipman 2005-04-19 7:51:14 PM||   2005-04-19 7:51:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 recpurkussions

What are they? Can I have them too?;-)
Posted by Sobiesky 2005-04-19 7:52:47 PM||   2005-04-19 7:52:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#11  Dressed in a Kevlar vest, video camera and two-way radio, the small monkey...

Why don't they just transplant the monkey's brain into a robot body?

Posted by SteveS 2005-04-19 8:59:04 PM||   2005-04-19 8:59:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Monkey crap.

Mr. Monkey will peg crap at the criminals.

Posted by Smart Crap 2005-04-19 10:48:50 PM||   2005-04-19 10:48:50 PM|| Front Page Top

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