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2008-04-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Putin rumoured to be leaving wife to marry rhythmic gymnast half his age

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Posted by Fred 2008-04-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top

#1 Looks like VLAD found a NOSTRADAMUS "DIANE/DIANA" of his own - either that, or we just found out what happened to the OCTOBER GUARD's "DIANA" [GI Joe's Soviet counterpart].

In honor of the new GIJ movie [+ NOT "SCARLETT"].

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-04-18 00:20|| 2008-04-18 00:20|| Front Page Top

#2 I pre-she ate the effort, butt damn she looks like a spider!

Posted by Gabby Cussworth 2008-04-18 00:43|| 2008-04-18 00:43|| Front Page Top

#3 ION RUSSIA > TOPIX > MICROCHIPS IMPLANTED IN SKULLS IN RUSSIA.

So-o-o, whaddaya think - TRUE LOVE/CUPID, or was it "THE CHIP"??? See TOPIX SCIENCE/REDDIT > MEN AND SEX/SP *** BECOMING OBSOLETE. The NEW GIRL ORDER shall, mys, and will rule the Earth???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-04-18 01:45|| 2008-04-18 01:45|| Front Page Top

#4 Even better than the previous model of ideal woman: More than one place to put your beer!

Posted by gorb 2008-04-18 02:56|| 2008-04-18 02:56|| Front Page Top

#5 Too much makeup.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2008-04-18 07:04|| 2008-04-18 07:04|| Front Page Top

#6 While his muscled and hairless torso were a particular hit among female and gay voters, perhaps he was simply trying to impress his new mistress.

Truly a man of the people.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2008-04-18 09:13|| 2008-04-18 09:13|| Front Page Top

#7 Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutly.

Posted by wxjames 2008-04-18 10:30|| 2008-04-18 10:30|| Front Page Top

#8 Poor Vlad. He'll be dead in two years...

Posted by tu3031 2008-04-18 10:51|| 2008-04-18 10:51|| Front Page Top

#9 Shouldn't have much trouble working their way through the Kama Sutra.

Posted by tipper 2008-04-18 12:12|| 2008-04-18 12:12|| Front Page Top

#10 Power corrupts, absolute power is pretty awesome.

Posted by Goober Sheart1231 2008-04-18 13:16|| 2008-04-18 13:16|| Front Page Top

#11 Poor Vlad. He'll be dead in two years...

Maybe, but it looks like he'll have died happy. He can share tombstone epitaphs with Nelson Rockefeller: "He said he was coming, but he was going..."

Posted by Thaimble Scourge of the Pixies4707 2008-04-18 17:03|| 2008-04-18 17:03|| Front Page Top

#12 WXJames__ "absolutly".

nice pun but Absolut is Swedish

Posted by Butch Glerelet3449 2008-04-18 17:29|| 2008-04-18 17:29|| Front Page Top

#13 PRAVDA > now reporting that VLAD is denying any wedding rumors, but affirms that he likes KABAEVA.
Perhaps more importantly, vv NOSTRADAMUS etc., PRAVDA reminds of Vlad's past dinner invitation to MADONNA.

D *** NG IT, "DIANAS/DIANES" EVERYWHERE, AND NO INVITE TO WHITNEY HUSTON FROM VLAD - Perhaps, VIRGINA, the SSSSSSSHHHHHHHH real reason OSAMA is now pointing the ISLAMIST SWORD WHOLLY AND SOLELY AT RUSSIA + FORMER SSR'S???

BTW, VLAD - what is it wid you, and TOM BERENGER + USMC + NICARAGUA, AND MY GUAM SHIRTS??? You do realize, VLAD, there has to be a RECKONING btwn US Army SPECOPS-INTEL + KGB-FSB over ANNA LOGINOVA, don't you!?

Posted by JosephMendiola 2008-04-18 20:15|| 2008-04-18 20:15|| Front Page Top

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