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2007-04-18 Home Front: Politix
Articles of impeachment to filed on Cheney
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Posted by Jackal 2007-04-18 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 See also FREEREPUBLIC/DRUDGEREPORT > RUSH LIMBAUGH > 80% chance Hillary will be President come 2008.
Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-04-18 00:08||   2007-04-18 00:08|| Front Page Top

#2 Oh Jebus what utter crap.
Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2007-04-18 01:38|| www.sockpuppetofdoom.com]">[www.sockpuppetofdoom.com]  2007-04-18 01:38|| Front Page Top

#3 The lack of any actual charges in the letter bothers me, so I have completed the letter for the good Representative Kucinick.

April 17, 2007

Dear Colleague:

This week I intend to introduce Articles of Impeachment with respect to the conduct of Vice President Cheney. The specifications Mr Cheney must be charged with are as follows;
Continuing to advocate an unnecassary war against people whose only crime is to hate and kill everything they find in range. I mean, well, if we just apologised, and went away, everything would be OK...wouldn't it?
Failing to accept the leftist point of view, in spite of our strong entitlement to be believed, especially when it is clear that our narative is inherently truthy, eclipsing outdated concepts like "fact", "logic" and "reality".
Continuing to say positve things about our troops, which penetrates and pollutes our brainspace, even when we put our hands over our ears, shout "YAYAYAYAYA", and put on those nifty little tinfoil hats. It is so emotionally draining.
Compelling us to think...you know, when those nice little old ladies at mommy's very elegant tea parties, who nibble on their cucumber sandwitches, and ask sharp and pushy questions about, you know, policy and plans and stuff like that, and they won't accept vague handwaving as an answer. No, no no, they make us look like gibbering loonies, and well, nobody likes that do they? And it is all Cheney's fault.

We, of the left, are entitled to immediate relief from, well.., anything that makes us uncomfortable. We are entitled.....we are just entitled. So there. Now leave me alone. I have to go and have a good lie down.

Sincerely,

/s/

Dennis J. Kucinich
Member
Posted by Bunyip 2007-04-18 07:27||   2007-04-18 07:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Gorgeous, Bunyip. Naturally, I particularly like this bit:

Compelling us to think...you know, when those nice little old ladies at mommy's very elegant tea parties, who nibble on their cucumber sandwitches, and ask sharp and pushy questions about, you know, policy and plans and stuff like that, and they won't accept vague handwaving as an answer.

I intend to be one of those little old ladies someday. ;-)
Posted by trailing wife 2007-04-18 07:37||   2007-04-18 07:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Thank you TW. In the fullness of time, when we are both little and old, I would be proud to stand with you, shoulder to shoulder, tilting our verbal lances at the moonbat dragon, while nibbling our sandwitches. However, I hope we can find something more filling than cucumber.
Posted by Bunyip 2007-04-18 07:51||   2007-04-18 07:51|| Front Page Top

#6 I shall be there, also, with the pointed and searching questions....I'll be the one wearing a hat and white gloves.

More filling than cucumber? Chichen salad, I think. The kind with grapes and chopped nuts in it... very substantial!
Posted by Sgt. Mom 2007-04-18 07:56|| www.ncobrief.com]">[www.ncobrief.com]  2007-04-18 07:56|| Front Page Top

#7 I'm shocked, shocked I say, to see that no one has come out in favour of watercress ladyfingers.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-04-18 08:01||   2007-04-18 08:01|| Front Page Top

#8 My horses eat all the watercress in the creek. I'll be there too, waving my cane in their faces and shouting, "ROWR!"
Posted by Deacon Blues 2007-04-18 08:08||   2007-04-18 08:08|| Front Page Top

#9 A notable nut among nuts.
Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-04-18 08:12||   2007-04-18 08:12|| Front Page Top

#10 KUCINICH/SHARPTON 2008
Posted by tu3031 2007-04-18 09:05||   2007-04-18 09:05|| Front Page Top

#11 Having just seen what a true nut can to at V-Tech...
Perhaps it is time for Kucinich to be evaluated by proper medical authorities for the safety or the House and Senate.

Posted by 3dc 2007-04-18 10:16||   2007-04-18 10:16|| Front Page Top

#12 "NOTICE ME, DAMN YOU! NOTICE ME!" Dennis screamed, stamping his tiny feet in impotent rage.
Posted by Mike 2007-04-18 12:10||   2007-04-18 12:10|| Front Page Top

#13 I hope he does it. I really don't think that this is what the electorate wants. Pelosi will either have to support it to keep the moonbats happy or slap it down to keep her job.

Either way, it would be fun to watch. This congress is becoming a three ring circus.
Posted by DoDo 2007-04-18 12:13||   2007-04-18 12:13|| Front Page Top

#14 As for food at our little parties, if it's daylily season we can have daylily blossoms filled with curried-chicken-n-chutney or egg salad. Dainty, feminine, and quite filling when eaten in bulk. ;-)

Nimble Spemble, you continue to astound and amaze. I'm mortified to admit I am unfamiliar with watercress ladyfingers.
Posted by trailing wife 2007-04-18 13:28||   2007-04-18 13:28|| Front Page Top

#15 However, I hope we can find something more filling than cucumber.

'Sokay, bunyip. We can hit the pizza joint lunch buffet before going to the tea party (they have a senior citizens' discount, too). That way we can nibble daintily on the cucumber in perfect comfort.

And we can have beer with our pizza! Should make for a lively tea party.
Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-04-18 13:51||   2007-04-18 13:51|| Front Page Top

#16 The United States should institute a sanity test for all candidates to elected federal office. That would eliminate people like Dennis Kucinich and Chuckie Shumer, and may force Jon Carry into retirement. Howard Dean wouldn't have made the cut for the 2004 election primary. The repuglycons have a few loose screws, but the dummycritters seem to consist of nothing else.
Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot  2007-04-18 14:09|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]  2007-04-18 14:09|| Front Page Top

#17 "This congress is becoming a three ring circus.

There - fixed that for ya', #13 DD.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2007-04-18 14:30|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/]  2007-04-18 14:30|| Front Page Top

#18 This just might work.....
Posted by danking_70 2007-04-18 14:39||   2007-04-18 14:39|| Front Page Top

#19 This congress is becoming a three ring circus.

At least it keeps them from actually legislating a load of stupidity.
Posted by eLarson 2007-04-18 16:46|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com]  2007-04-18 16:46|| Front Page Top

#20 Out thinking Dennis the Menace;
Cheney resigns in the face of charges. Bush appoints a new VP for senate approval from among leading republican presidential contenders.
The Senate democrats murder Kucinich for putting them in a lose - lose situation, and approve the new VP. The 2008 election is a mere formality and power is passed to another republican.
The war in iraq continues, and nobody attends Dennis Kucinich's funeral.
Posted by wxjames 2007-04-18 16:55||   2007-04-18 16:55|| Front Page Top

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