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2005-04-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

"Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad/I'm hot for teacher!"

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Posted by Mike 2005-04-13 3:29:56 PM|| || Front Page|| [11124 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Well, when a teenager's hormones get percolating just about anything looks good. Although somebody who gets a 65 in social sciences isn't likely to have a triple-digit IQ.

Posted by Jonathan 2005-04-13 3:48:41 PM|| [http://www.emessell.typepad.com/muddling] 2005-04-13 3:48:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 98.6? Check.
Femalian? Check.
Standard-issue plumbing? Check.
Teenaged male? Check.
Alive? Check.

Surprise meter at zero, lol!

Picture not showing up now, for me, anyway...
here's the link to it.

Posted by .com 2005-04-13 4:05:56 PM|| 2005-04-13 4:05:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Teen boy,anything warm and wet.Wonder if he has to shave his palm?

Posted by raptor 2005-04-13 4:08:27 PM|| 2005-04-13 4:08:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 With a 65 in social sciences, I'm baffled how he figured out it was a female. Had to look twice myself.

Posted by BH 2005-04-13 4:08:39 PM|| 2005-04-13 4:08:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I'd bet she cleans up well. The picture looks like it was definitely her casual day.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2005-04-13 4:13:41 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-04-13 4:13:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 I think she blinded me.

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2005-04-13 4:23:01 PM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2005-04-13 4:23:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 That's as cleaned up as she probably gets. Only serious testosterone posioning would cause a normal young male to consider this chubby Olive Oil chick "hot."

Posted by thibaud (aka lex) 2005-04-13 4:26:44 PM|| 2005-04-13 4:26:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 At least she's not Andrea Dworkin ugly, but then again, who is?

Posted by tu3031 2005-04-13 4:39:06 PM|| 2005-04-13 4:39:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Now the kid's on the hook for 60% of his income in child support for the next 18 years. Way to screw up your life, buddy.

Posted by gromky 2005-04-13 4:51:47 PM|| 2005-04-13 4:51:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 ..elling investigators that she was "hot," . . .

I don't see anything remarkable there. I wonder if the investigators had to hold back laughter upon hearing the "hot" label?

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-04-13 5:02:01 PM|| 2005-04-13 5:02:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Well, on the "hot" issue - on the picture
a. She's just had a baby - her figure is out of whack. Pregnancy does that.
b. She's got glasses on and her hair is up
c. Her expression is not a flattering one.
d. She could well "clean up nice", or may have pre-baby.

Posted by buwaya 2005-04-13 5:45:25 PM|| 2005-04-13 5:45:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Was that photo link to the teacher or to the Deter Sprockets fan club website?

Posted by Capsu78 2005-04-13 7:00:37 PM|| 2005-04-13 7:00:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Dave D.?
Frank?

Don't make me say it, ima married.

Posted by Sssssshipman 2005-04-13 7:44:51 PM|| 2005-04-13 7:44:51 PM|| Front Page Top

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