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2011-04-07 -Lurid Crime Tales-
John Edwards 'suicidal' over facing jail, claim pals
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Posted by Steve White 2011-04-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ]  Top

#1 I feel sorry for the kids, whether he goes to jail, kills himself, or stays free, but not for this creep.
Posted by Glenmore 2011-04-07 00:07||   2011-04-07 00:07|| Front Page Top

#2 Why so glum, sugar? You'll be the belle of the ball.
Posted by Zebulon Thranter9685 2011-04-07 00:22||   2011-04-07 00:22|| Front Page Top

#3 Any man prettier than the warden's wife spend a night in the box...
Posted by tu3031 2011-04-07 00:28||   2011-04-07 00:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Suicidal?
I would be a real insensitive person if I said, "Meh, go ahead. Here is a loaded gun and some privacy"

Fortunately, I'm not that insensitive.
Posted by DarthVader 2011-04-07 00:41||   2011-04-07 00:41|| Front Page Top

#5 Potential ligitable venues:

Keeping it both familiar and at a professional level, by stepping off the curb into the path of a speeding ambulance?

Driving a Toyota with a faulty accelerator pedal into a brick wall?

Autosarcophagy?





Posted by Besoeker 2011-04-07 06:32||   2011-04-07 06:32|| Front Page Top

#6 Well, there are two Americas, right, Breckboy? Except in both, nobody gives a sh1t about you. Do it or go to jail, either is fine with me
Posted by Frank G 2011-04-07 07:57||   2011-04-07 07:57|| Front Page Top

#7 Dear John: Stay away from jail and offer them an option: a stint for an indefinite number of years, like the war itself, in Afghanistan's eastern border -- without pay, of course. You can have many women (all are suspect Taliban, though) journalists to cover your "heroic" deeds.
Posted by Oscar Greating2685 2011-04-07 08:16||   2011-04-07 08:16|| Front Page Top

#8 Darth: I was debating the pic I used ('Breck Boy') versus the pic Fred has of the bottle of rye and the pistol.

It wasn't easy to decide.
Posted by Steve White 2011-04-07 08:59||   2011-04-07 08:59|| Front Page Top

#9 The dems wanted this clown to be vice president.
Posted by Richard Aubrey 2011-04-07 09:57||   2011-04-07 09:57|| Front Page Top

#10 I can see him screwing up shooting himself and suing the gun manufacturer
Posted by Frank G 2011-04-07 10:09||   2011-04-07 10:09|| Front Page Top

#11 You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm comin' to join you, honey!

Every now and then I still see the occasional Prius with a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on it. Sometimes there's an Obama sticker pasted over the Kerry/Edwards sticker but they made the Obama stickers smaller so you can still see what's underneath.
Posted by Abu Uluque 2011-04-07 10:49||   2011-04-07 10:49|| Front Page Top

#12 I can eat fifty thirty ten three eggs.
Posted by John "Purty Mouth" Edwards 2011-04-07 11:00||   2011-04-07 11:00|| Front Page Top

#13 I wonder what other contingency lawyers would lower to half staff over his demise? Or would they just loot all his office supplies?
Posted by  Anonymoose 2011-04-07 13:43||   2011-04-07 13:43|| Front Page Top

#14 'When things get tough, kill yourself'. Is this the lesson this man is trying to teach to his kids? His wife had cancer. Her message: 'When things get tough, don't give up, fight hard'.

Kids see what their parents do. Everything is a lesson.
Posted by Chemist 2011-04-07 13:51||   2011-04-07 13:51|| Front Page Top

#15 "John Edwards 'suicidal' over facing jail"

*Yawn.*

And I'm supposed to give a rat's ass because....?
Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2011-04-07 14:29||   2011-04-07 14:29|| Front Page Top

#16 Why Clinton was better at cheating than John:

1) Clinton didn't try to payoff the intern.
2) "We didn't have sex!"
3) Hillary wasn't sitting at home fighting cancer.
Posted by Lemuel Thraviger4727 2011-04-07 14:54||   2011-04-07 14:54|| Front Page Top

#17 In a world so full of dangerous happenings and grave threats, its great to see a story that is both humorous, educational and sure to have a happy ending from my perspective, the only way better is if this POS could shoot himself, and still go to jail to be someones special cellmate. Thanks!
Posted by nomorebs 2011-04-07 15:31||   2011-04-07 15:31|| Front Page Top

#18 Let the wheels of justice grind slowly along. Edwards can throw out self-threats all he wants. Who gives a rat's behind? He can cry to the prison Chaplin (or Imam) all about it. Relatives will take care of the children and hopefully teach them good values that Dear Olde Dad never did.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2011-04-07 21:06||   2011-04-07 21:06|| Front Page Top

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