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2005-04-07 Britain

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Posted by tipper 2005-04-07 11:17:49 AM|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 How quaint.

Posted by Tkat 2005-04-07 11:47:10 AM|| 2005-04-07 11:47:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 the Book of Revelation, a chapter of The Bible.

Send this clod back to Sunday School.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-04-07 11:58:17 AM|| 2005-04-07 11:58:17 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 AKA The Revalation of St. John the Mushroom-head

Posted by mojo 2005-04-07 12:43:06 PM|| 2005-04-07 12:43:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Anything in The Book of Common Prayer dealing with ugly?

Posted by tu3031 2005-04-07 12:46:30 PM|| 2005-04-07 12:46:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 A reading from the Book of Revelation at the blessing of a wedding. This is priceless.

Posted by Groluck Angomotle8553 2005-04-07 12:58:27 PM|| 2005-04-07 12:58:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 A reading from the Book of Revelation at the blessing of a wedding.

"the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: with whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication." (Rev. 17:1-2 KJV)

Yeah, that'll get you a invite to the reception afterward.

Posted by Steve 2005-04-07 3:20:49 PM|| 2005-04-07 3:20:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I think that is the reception...

Posted by tu3031 2005-04-07 3:26:15 PM|| 2005-04-07 3:26:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Minister:
Dearly Beloved, we are assembled together today to celebrate the marriage of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles. The couple requested that they be allowed to read a passage, expressing their love for each other.

Prince Charles and Camilla in unison:
We acknowledge and bewail our manifold sins and wickedness, Which we, from time to time, most grievously have committed, by thought, word and deed, Against thy Divine Majesty, Provoking most justly thy wrath and indignation against us.

Camilla:
Now can we just get on with it, Reverend? We've suffered enough.

Minister:
Yeah, I see what you mean. With Diana totalling out and Harry dressing up as a Nazi and all. Hokay, lets move on.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2005-04-07 3:44:51 PM|| 2005-04-07 3:44:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Paul, that was harsh. Very harsh.

It was also screaming hilarious.

Well done.

Posted by Mike 2005-04-07 5:00:59 PM|| 2005-04-07 5:00:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 The primary issue would be that the King of England is also head of the Church of England. A Crown Price who marries a divorcee, in this case Camilla, could never be head of the Church, so therefore could not be King, as Edward VIII so discovered in 1937. This blessing would appear to be an attempt to circumvent that convention.

Posted by john 2005-04-07 9:45:07 PM|| 2005-04-07 9:45:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 word is the Queen offered Camilla a post-honeymoon trip to Paris with a limo and driver. She declined

Posted by Frank G 2005-04-07 10:14:29 PM|| 2005-04-07 10:14:29 PM|| Front Page Top

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