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2007-04-02 Olde Tyme Religion

Jesus not really crucified, Libya's Gaddafi says

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Posted by anonymous5089 2007-04-02 13:25|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "It is not correct to say that," Colonel Gaddafi said of Jesus' crucifixion, according to a Sunday Herald-Sun report. "Another man resembling Jesus was crucified in his place."

Dude, you're mixing up the Bible with "Life of Brian".

"All those believers who do not follow Islam are losers," he added.

I can see him signing a big L on his forehead when he said this.

Posted by Penguin 2007-04-02 13:57|| 2007-04-02 13:57|| Front Page Top

#2 Q 4:155-158 give the Islamic doctrine on this. There were active Christian sects in 6th century that believed that the person on the cross was a virtual Jesus rather than a real Jesus or something similar.

Posted by mhw 2007-04-02 14:01|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/] 2007-04-02 14:01|| Front Page Top

#3 We need to chase this guy around with a cruise missile now and then to keep him busy. He is obviously bored.

Posted by gorb 2007-04-02 14:21|| 2007-04-02 14:21|| Front Page Top

#4 Did you know that Saddam's double was hanged? Hitler lived out his life in Brazil (or was it Argentina?) And now we find out from Daffy that Jesus was not crucified - and he was there!

Imagine the shock that Jews, Muslims and the atheists will feel when they are told that Jesus is not the Messiah. How will they handle it! Why has no one told them this before.

I'm sure this will have a devasting impact on Christians everywhere.

Posted by Angaiger Tojo1904 2007-04-02 15:21|| 2007-04-02 15:21|| Front Page Top

#5 I've heard this theory before. My theory is old Mo spread this lie so his own status as allan's prophet could be exalted. I'd like to ask Q'Daffy one thing: Moses gave us the Ten Commandments, Jesus gave us the Sermon on the Mount and the Golden Rule, so what value did Mohammed add?

Oh, that's right. He said we can't drink beer and can't eat bacon but that it's OK to treat our women like cattle and decapitate those with whom we disagree. Thank you, Q'Daffy. Thank you, Mo. /sarcasm

"Christianity is not a faith for people in Africa, Asia, Europe and the Americas," he said.

Christianity is the religion of intelligent, educated people whereever and whoever they are who prefer the love of Jesus over the superstition concocted by the warlord Mohammed.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-04-02 15:25|| 2007-04-02 15:25|| Front Page Top

#6 This is all standard muzzie doctrine. Nothing new here and the article should have pointed that out. Besides, who cares what Goofy says anyway?

Posted by Spot">Spot 2007-04-02 16:01|| 2007-04-02 16:01|| Front Page Top

#7 Behead him!

Posted by mojo">mojo 2007-04-02 16:12|| 2007-04-02 16:12|| Front Page Top

#8 Standard Islamic crap. At least Reagan almost got this camel turd.

Posted by Icerigger">Icerigger 2007-04-02 16:35|| 2007-04-02 16:35|| Front Page Top

#9 Actually Spot, I understood things differntly. I thought the Muslims believed Jesus was put on the cross, they just thought of him as a prophet and no the Messiah. Wise guy rather than son of God.

Posted by rjschwarz 2007-04-02 20:02|| 2007-04-02 20:02|| Front Page Top

#10 The heresey that Jesus did not die on the cross, was a common one in the 6th-7th century. I want to say monophysite, but I can't be sure.

It is my personal opininon that islam started out as some sort of weird jewish or monophysite christian sect that got taken over by a charismatic charlatan. It would certainly explain the historical antipathy that muzzies have for jews.

Posted by Helmuth, Speaking for N guard 2007-04-02 20:36|| 2007-04-02 20:36|| Front Page Top

#11 Kaddafy is just repeating the koran. If Jesus did rise from the dead, then it would would no longer make him another prophet, but above mohammed, since ole mo couldn't pull off that feat.

koran 4:157 And because of their saying: We slew the Messiah, Jesus son of Mary, Allah's messenger - they slew him not nor crucified him, but it appeared so unto them; and lo! those who disagree concerning it are in doubt thereof; they have no knowledge thereof save pursuit of a conjecture; they slew him not for certain.

Posted by ed 2007-04-02 20:54|| 2007-04-02 20:54|| Front Page Top

#12 "All those believers who do not follow Islam are losers," he added.

Of course, since the muslim call to prayer includes:
Come to prayer.
Come to Success.
There is none worthy of being worshiped except Allah.

Posted by ed 2007-04-02 21:00|| 2007-04-02 21:00|| Front Page Top

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