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2016-04-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by gorb 2016-04-01 11:29|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 I can live with that.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2016-04-01 13:59|| 2016-04-01 13:59|| Front Page Top

#2 Velociraptor Roast ala Olaf?

Posted by Fat Bob Shusort6778 2016-04-01 14:13|| 2016-04-01 14:13|| Front Page Top

#3 I heard Roasted DoDo bird is quite good...

Posted by CrazyFool 2016-04-01 14:32|| 2016-04-01 14:32|| Front Page Top

#4 I heard Roasted DoDo bird is quite good...

That's why they all got 'et'.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2016-04-01 16:33|| 2016-04-01 16:33|| Front Page Top

#5 I'll have a broiled Moa in the living room of my General Products class4 hull.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2016-04-01 17:15|| 2016-04-01 17:15|| Front Page Top

#6 Breast or drumsticks?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2016-04-01 17:29|| 2016-04-01 17:29|| Front Page Top

#7 Drumsticks - you can also use 'em for exercise equipment.

Posted by Pappy 2016-04-01 17:58|| 2016-04-01 17:58|| Front Page Top

#8 Breast or drumsticks?

That's like asking the age old question: 'Ginger or Mary Ann?'.

(answer: YES!)

Posted by CrazyFool 2016-04-01 17:59|| 2016-04-01 17:59|| Front Page Top

#9 Adult male ostriches, which aren't extinct, can weigh 400 pounds. The meat tastes like beef, or so they say, probably about the way chicken tasteslike alligator. One egg whups up the equivalent of a 20-hen's egg omelette. They take about a year to mature and you can raise two on a quarter acre.

Two ostriches = same weight as onemarket-ready steer.

Why try and resurrect the triceratops?

Posted by Fred 2016-04-01 19:36|| 2016-04-01 19:36|| Front Page Top

#10 Why try and resurrect the triceratops?

Dude, TRICERATOPS FIGHTS!

Posted by SteveS 2016-04-01 20:39|| 2016-04-01 20:39|| Front Page Top

#11 Who doesn't want to see triceratops vs Henry Reid? Or Hillary vs T-Rex? Or my favorite, Al Sharpton vs pack of Velociraptors.

Posted by Silentbrick 2016-04-01 21:13|| 2016-04-01 21:13|| Front Page Top

#12 Why do you hate dinosaurs so much?

Posted by gorb 2016-04-01 22:00|| 2016-04-01 22:00|| Front Page Top

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