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2005-04-01 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by DanM :) 2005-04-01 6:53:22 AM|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 That's a good one. I love this day.

Posted by AllahHateMe 2005-04-01 8:09:39 AM|| 2005-04-01 8:09:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Yeah ... this is where it goes!

April Fools?

Posted by 3dc 2005-04-01 8:18:34 AM|| 2005-04-01 8:18:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Bingo 3dc

Posted by ed 2005-04-01 8:22:34 AM|| 2005-04-01 8:22:34 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 At the end of article:
During a brief two-minute period provided for questions from the press, the first reporter asked if this meant the Space Station was also being shut down. To which the President answered, "we plan to either hold an auction on Ebay or give it away to "our international partners."

Folks, bid early and often.

Posted by ed 2005-04-01 8:25:14 AM|| 2005-04-01 8:25:14 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 the inner dreamer in me has just died

Posted by shellback 2005-04-01 9:41:56 AM|| 2005-04-01 9:41:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Never fear! I have enough S&H Green Stamps I can buy it and resurrect the program.

Posted by Dar 2005-04-01 10:15:56 AM|| 2005-04-01 10:15:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Hey Dar, I'm in with ya buddy! I'll sell some of the Marble I brought back from Saddams' bedroom on e-bay, and maybe we could talk em out of that international space station thingy too!

Posted by Bodyguard 2005-04-01 10:57:15 AM|| 2005-04-01 10:57:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Its better be April fool.

Posted by gromgoru 2005-04-01 11:36:13 AM|| 2005-04-01 11:36:13 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 I have enough S&H Green Stamps..

How many still remember those things firsthand?

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-04-01 11:44:46 AM|| 2005-04-01 11:44:46 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 How many still remember those things firsthand?
Yup, why I remember driving the buckboard into town to pickup some feed and a couple of bolts of cloth for Ma to make herself a new dress....

Posted by Steve 2005-04-01 1:06:42 PM|| 2005-04-01 1:06:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 BG--Great! Tell you what--let's turn the ISS into a refueling station/diner like the one in "Spaceballs" and we'll gouge all the space tourists! You can have "Rick's Diner" and I'll call the fuel station/convenience store "Dar's Get 'n' Git"!

Posted by Dar 2005-04-01 1:27:14 PM|| 2005-04-01 1:27:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 If we form a Rantburg syndicate, we could buy one of these, equipment with a Zionist Death Rayâ¢ and have a few "crossfire" incidents of our own.

Who's with Me?

Posted by jackal 2005-04-01 2:00:10 PM|| [http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-04-01 2:00:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 How many still remember those things firsthand?

In early 2002 I got a trading stamp at a (it may have been the) grocery store on the island of Molokai. Wasn't green, it was gold.

My parents used to collect trading stamps. They were really into the coupons you used to get with Raleigh cigarettes, though. Saved enough for a new lung! But they gotta share it.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2005-04-01 2:09:43 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2005-04-01 2:09:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 jackal--I'm with ya! I could use the Zionist Death Rayâ¢ to nail ~~drive-~~ fly-offs too.

Posted by Dar 2005-04-01 2:13:41 PM|| 2005-04-01 2:13:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 I remember green stamps well. Mom would drive in to Montgomery to trade in her stamp books at the Green Stamp Store. It took a while to get there 'cause we lived so far back in the sticks even the Presbetyrians handled snakes.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-04-01 5:06:38 PM|| 2005-04-01 5:06:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 The all see all knows Unca Cecil has the straight dope.

Posted by Shipman 2005-04-01 5:24:19 PM|| 2005-04-01 5:24:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 next stop: the Stuckeysâ¢ ISS - try the Pecan Log!

Posted by Frank G 2005-04-01 5:25:23 PM|| 2005-04-01 5:25:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 In a few years, Burt Rutan will buy the ~~Killer Geese~~ Shuttles to store his Moon rocks in.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-04-01 9:12:25 PM|| 2005-04-01 9:12:25 PM|| Front Page Top

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