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2005-03-22 Home Front: Culture Wars

Michael Jackson ~~Blubbers~~ Sobs After Arriving Late To Court Again

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Posted by Fred 2005-03-22 00:00:00 AM|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 5.3 on overall performance. Guy has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2005-03-22 12:19:27 AM|| 2005-03-22 12:19:27 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Creepy!

I just watched the Juon series of DVDs (the 4 Japanese ones subtitled in English) and those ghosts look more alive then Jacko.

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-03-22 12:31:21 AM|| 2005-03-22 12:31:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 That conversation is sealed.

If I were the judge, it would have been a monologue. Something along the lines of "If your client shows up late again he'll be remanded to custody and get to wear an orange jumpsuit in the courtroom." I know, just wishful thinking...

Posted by PBMcL 2005-03-22 12:56:18 AM|| 2005-03-22 12:56:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Might as well quit f*cken around and solve two problems. Fire Kofi and Appoint Michael "whitey" Jackson as the new UN Secretary General.

Posted by Snolulet Sleack1549 2005-03-22 1:17:16 AM|| 2005-03-22 1:17:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 he went to the toilet with someone named Weiner?

Posted by Igster 2005-03-22 3:11:11 AM|| 2005-03-22 3:11:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 I heard that Michael Jackson is living proof America is the greatest country in the world. Where else could a black man become a white woman?

Posted by JerseyMike 2005-03-22 9:50:54 AM|| 2005-03-22 9:50:54 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Michael Jackson appeared to fall apart in court...

Literally? Did pieces start falling off of him? I would not be shocked by this.

Posted by tu3031 2005-03-22 9:54:49 AM|| 2005-03-22 9:54:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 The last time he was in court a few years ago, (Same charges) I remember the Judge made him take his mask off, and his nose fell apart.

Posted by Bodyguard 2005-03-22 11:59:53 AM|| 2005-03-22 11:59:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Jayzus, Fred! If you must post his picture, can't you put one of those black "censored" squares over that nose?

My boyfriend requires warning if there are going to be Jacko pictures in the newspaper (this is true). Although he says the trial is making him inured to it.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2005-03-22 12:17:56 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2005-03-22 12:17:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 JerseyMike, I'm a white woman. I know several white women. None of us look that bad in the morning!

He's trying to look like an anime character.

Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-03-22 12:29:26 PM|| [http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2005-03-22 12:29:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Did pieces start falling off of him?

Just his nose.

Posted by Raj 2005-03-22 1:02:07 PM|| 2005-03-22 1:02:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Sheesh, I get the willies every time I see the guy's face.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-03-22 5:12:58 PM|| 2005-03-22 5:12:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 OK if you insist on brain-dead, that's a better example...

Posted by True German Ally 2005-03-22 5:20:21 PM|| 2005-03-22 5:20:21 PM|| Front Page Top

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