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2014-03-17 -Obits-
Fred Phelps Sr, ex-pastor of Westboro church, 'close to death'
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Posted by John Frum 2014-03-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ]  Top

#1 Can we picket his funeral?
Posted by Omavising Ebbemp9815 2014-03-17 00:14||   2014-03-17 00:14|| Front Page Top

#2 He will spend his eternity in

Posted by Lionel the Ugly6197 2014-03-17 01:10||   2014-03-17 01:10|| Front Page Top

#3 Gee, tough. (Sarc)
Posted by Redneck Jim 2014-03-17 11:03||   2014-03-17 11:03|| Front Page Top

#4 
Posted by gorb 2014-03-17 11:19||   2014-03-17 11:19|| Front Page Top

#5 Goodbye asshole.
Posted by DarthVader 2014-03-17 11:37||   2014-03-17 11:37|| Front Page Top

#6 I wonder what he thinks of Matthew 7:1-3:

1"Do not judge so that you will not be judged.
2"For in the way you judge, you will be judged; and by your standard of measure, it will be measured to you.
3"Why do you look at the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?
Posted by CrazyFool 2014-03-17 11:43||   2014-03-17 11:43|| Front Page Top

#7 Fred Phelps Burn in Hell Party 2014
Posted by Beavis 2014-03-17 12:11||   2014-03-17 12:11|| Front Page Top

#8 When he gets to the gates I hope he can explain himself...
Posted by 49 Pan 2014-03-17 12:42||   2014-03-17 12:42|| Front Page Top

#9 On behalf of the Burg, due to climate change and environmental concerns, I have taken the liberty of issuing an 'Executive Order' prohibiting any sort of veterans motorcycle escort for pastor Fred. I hope no one objects.
Posted by Besoeker 2014-03-17 12:52||   2014-03-17 12:52|| Front Page Top

#10 Does that mean Veterans can't stop by and show their respects (and relief their bladder at the same time)?
Posted by CrazyFool 2014-03-17 13:08||   2014-03-17 13:08|| Front Page Top

#11 I am certain the cemetery management will appreciate all efforts at localized sod watering in these times of global warming water shortages.

I hope he tetters on the painful edge for a time so he can appreciate the dark, vast emptiness before him.
Posted by Skidmark 2014-03-17 13:13||   2014-03-17 13:13|| Front Page Top

#12 Everybody says don't speak ill of the dead, so I better get this in while I still can...
"Enjoy being Satan's personal butt boy, asshole. You and your people are some of the most despicable people who have lived in my lifetime and it'll be a good day for most people when you die."
Posted by tu3031 2014-03-17 14:01||   2014-03-17 14:01|| Front Page Top

#13 Fear and death in Topeka, for once I hope he sticks around longer than expected so that he may fully understand.

I suppose I should hold off putting away the heavy coat until after Al Gore pays his final respects.
Posted by swksvolFF 2014-03-17 14:01||   2014-03-17 14:01|| Front Page Top

#14 Is there such a thing as being too mean to die?
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418  2014-03-17 14:09||   2014-03-17 14:09|| Front Page Top

#15 #10 - when I left the service I promised myself never to stand in a infinite long line for the rest of my life.
Posted by Procopius2k 2014-03-17 15:23||   2014-03-17 15:23|| Front Page Top

#16 Wonder if he was ex=communicated, if the family will protest his funeral.
Posted by rjschwarz 2014-03-17 15:23||   2014-03-17 15:23|| Front Page Top

#17 
Posted by Frank G 2014-03-17 15:39||   2014-03-17 15:39|| Front Page Top

#18 Struck down by God.
Does this mean he was a homosexual?
Cause I seem to recall that being their explanation of causality for the death of US troops.
Posted by bigjim-CA 2014-03-17 17:31||   2014-03-17 17:31|| Front Page Top

#19 
Posted by Besoeker 2014-03-17 18:05||   2014-03-17 18:05|| Front Page Top

#20 "...I have never rejoiced at the death of another man. There are, however, those whose passing I have mourned less than others."

- Attributed to H.L. Mencken


Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2014-03-17 19:20||   2014-03-17 19:20|| Front Page Top

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