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2006-03-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-
The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The Army
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Posted by BrerRabbit 2006-03-16 12:43|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 BrerRabbit, that's too damn funny! Will have to pass that around....
Posted by Desert Blondie 2006-03-16 13:45|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]  2006-03-16 13:45|| Front Page Top

#2 ROFLMAO!!!

This is the sort of person you hope to meet in life, lol! Incredibly inventive. I'd like to compare Article 15's with Skippy, LOL.
Posted by Glert Thetch2165 2006-03-16 14:04||   2006-03-16 14:04|| Front Page Top

#3 45. I am not allowed to “Go to Bragg boulevard and shake daddy's little money maker for twenties stuffed into my undies”.

This list, this person, is dangerous to my health, LOL. My God - I haven't laughed this hard in decades!
Posted by Glert Thetch2165 2006-03-16 14:12||   2006-03-16 14:12|| Front Page Top

#4 22. Must never call an SAS a “Wanker”.

91. I am not authorized to initiate Jihad.

LOL.
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2006-03-16 14:27||   2006-03-16 14:27|| Front Page Top

#5 Must not make T-shirts up depicting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country.

I love it!
Posted by BA 2006-03-16 14:29||   2006-03-16 14:29|| Front Page Top

#6 Oh this is the best list EVER.
Posted by Charles 2006-03-16 17:35||   2006-03-16 17:35|| Front Page Top

#7 112. When saluting a “leg” officer, an appropriate greeting is not "Airborne leads the wa- oh...sorry sir". lol
Posted by Johnnie Bartlett 2006-03-16 18:55||   2006-03-16 18:55|| Front Page Top

#8 An oldie but a serious goodie.
Posted by 6 2006-03-16 19:38||   2006-03-16 19:38|| Front Page Top

#9 That's funnier 'n' Hell. LMAO!

68. I may not line my helmet with tin foil to “Block out the space mind control lasers”.
Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul  2006-03-16 22:42||   2006-03-16 22:42|| Front Page Top

#10 Saw that one too, AP. Someone should post this list generally, and that one specifically over at kos.
Posted by BA 2006-03-16 22:57||   2006-03-16 22:57|| Front Page Top

#11 179. On Army documents, my race is not “Other”.

180. Nor is it “Secretariat, in the third”.


LOL
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-03-16 23:07||   2006-03-16 23:07|| Front Page Top

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