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2008-02-24 Britain

280 lb. Abu "Hooks" Hamza is Starving in Prison.

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Posted by RD 2008-02-24 04:18|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top
File under: al-Qaeda

#1 It's probably all those pulverized pork rinds they've been secretly feeding him with his rice pilaf.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-02-24 05:15|| 2008-02-24 05:15|| Front Page Top

#2 Yes, let him eat pork.

Posted by McZoid 2008-02-24 06:32|| 2008-02-24 06:32|| Front Page Top

#3 We should recruit the lefty food-police who think school kids will willingly eat tofu and alfalfa and put them in charge of meal planning for imprisoned jihadis.

Talk and well bring in all the Big Macs you want!

It wouldnt take long.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2008-02-24 06:45|| 2008-02-24 06:45|| Front Page Top

#4 I am all for gettin g thye same treatment prisoners get in an islamic country.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2008-02-24 06:56|| 2008-02-24 06:56|| Front Page Top

#5 The bloated POS should be greatful. He has found a new career in weight loss advisory for all other low life muzz.

Posted by Woozle Elmeter 2907 2008-02-24 07:42|| 2008-02-24 07:42|| Front Page Top

#6 I am all for HIM getting the same treatment prisoners get in an islamic country.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2008-02-24 07:51|| 2008-02-24 07:51|| Front Page Top

#7 other degrading practices, such as squatting, are against Islam.

Err... how then does he urinate?

Passing Urine While Standing: Is It Permissible?

"Urinating while standing has been considered by some scholars as makruh or undesirable simply because of the fact that doing so may cause urine to splash on our body or clothes. We should therefore avoid it "

"The Sunnah is to answer the call of nature sitting, making oneself close to the ground, because this is more concealing, and makes it less likely that spray from one's urine will come back on ones body or clothes, making them dirty. If a person can be sure of avoiding this, then it is permissible to urinate standing up."

Posted by john frum 2008-02-24 08:11|| 2008-02-24 08:11|| Front Page Top

#8 From Hadith....

Aisha (may Allah be pleased with her) said:

"Whoever tells you that the Prophet(PBUH) used to urinate standing up, do not believe him. He only ever used to urinate sitting down."

Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, al-Tahaarah, 12

Posted by john frum 2008-02-24 08:13|| 2008-02-24 08:13|| Front Page Top

#9 give him rice and chopsticks

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2008-02-24 09:41|| 2008-02-24 09:41|| Front Page Top

#10 "Whoever tells you that the Prophet(PBUH) used to urinate standing up, do not believe him. He only ever used to urinate sitting down."

Huh, so the muzz pee sitting down. Who knew? Nancy boys.

Posted by Flinenter Panda2436 2008-02-24 10:29|| 2008-02-24 10:29|| Front Page Top

#11
"Whoever tells you that the Prophet(PBUH) used to urinate standing up, do not believe him. He only ever used to urinate sitting down."

So Mohammed was a sitzpinkler?

Makes sense. He was certainly a nancy-boy in so many other ways.

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2008-02-24 11:42|| 2008-02-24 11:42|| Front Page Top

#12 Dangle some NC pulled pull BBQ infront of him

Posted by Gloluter Lumplump7157 2008-02-24 12:08|| 2008-02-24 12:08|| Front Page Top

#13 Pork chops all round, bacon for his dole-claiming interbred tribe, followed by repatriation to the last pile-a-shitistan they came from.
/rant off

Posted by rhodesiafever 2008-02-24 13:56|| 2008-02-24 13:56|| Front Page Top

#14 Who says the authorities don't listen to Rantburg? This was Fred's secret plan from the beginning. It was his belief, expressed here as far back as '02 (as I recall), that no terrorist should leave prison until he weighed at least 400 pounds.

The theory being: a fat terrorist is a slow terrorist.

Hook-Hand has 120 pounds to go. More cake and pudding!

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2008-02-24 14:10|| 2008-02-24 14:10|| Front Page Top

#15 Hamza, 49, who weighs about 20 stone, has told jail chiefs he wants more and better food, extra phone time and an end to constant strip searches.

He obviously doesn't understand the difference between a five star hotel and Prison.

I look forward to his education with glee.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2008-02-24 14:15|| 2008-02-24 14:15|| Front Page Top

#16 worst than 'water-boarding' I say, denying the man his daily measure of fried rice, hot wings, and babyback ribs!! Next...prepare for the "Give Me Liberty, Or Give Me Death!" speech.

Posted by smn 2008-02-24 14:18|| 2008-02-24 14:18|| Front Page Top

#17 give him rice and chopsticks

the visual Frank! Always with the visual! LMAO!
>:")

Posted by RD">RD 2008-02-24 14:49|| 2008-02-24 14:49|| Front Page Top

#18 Ah feed the cripple bastage well enough and I doubt he'd last a year or two.

Posted by Tkat 2008-02-24 15:08|| 2008-02-24 15:08|| Front Page Top

#19 AWWW, he's just trying to get the Brits to transfer him to Gitmo. He heard the food's better there.

Posted by GK 2008-02-24 16:22|| 2008-02-24 16:22|| Front Page Top

#20 Ah guys, that's Ted Kennedy.

Posted by Icerigger 2008-02-24 18:45|| 2008-02-24 18:45|| Front Page Top

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