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2005-02-24 Afghanistan/South Asia

Boys, girls married off to puppies to ward off 'evil'

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Posted by Steve White 2005-02-24 00:00:00 AM|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "Ah, your teeth are coming in the wrong order? Let's see what the dental textbook says... Page 184... Hmmmmmmm. Marry patient to a dog.
"That will be $45, please. Do you need me to write out a prescription?"

Posted by Jackal 2005-02-24 8:13:09 AM|| [http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-02-24 8:13:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 cause: first tooth in upper jaw, meet effect: dog marriage. Ooookay...

Posted by Spot 2005-02-24 8:18:28 AM|| 2005-02-24 8:18:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Lotta opium production up Jharkhand way?

Posted by tu3031 2005-02-24 8:20:12 AM|| 2005-02-24 8:20:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Marrying a child to a dog? That's downright evil.

Posted by Steve from Relto 2005-02-24 9:03:53 AM|| 2005-02-24 9:03:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 speechless

Posted by Tom 2005-02-24 9:16:58 AM|| 2005-02-24 9:16:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 This sums it up for me.

Posted by .com 2005-02-24 9:26:16 AM|| 2005-02-24 9:26:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 At least having the in-laws over for a visit won't be so bad.

Posted by Dar 2005-02-24 9:32:04 AM|| 2005-02-24 9:32:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 I consider drinking out of the toilet and peeing on the carpet to be bad.

Posted by ed 2005-02-24 9:36:55 AM|| 2005-02-24 9:36:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Ed-
Considering where this is, I doubt they have either a toilet or carpet;)

Posted by Spot 2005-02-24 10:07:39 AM|| 2005-02-24 10:07:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 After a bath, the children are taken to a place of worship in a procession accompanied by a band.

But is the new canine spouse is left tied up outside the mud hut, so it won't soil the dirt floor inside?

Posted by BigEd 2005-02-24 11:46:00 AM|| 2005-02-24 11:46:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Multiculturalphobes and caninephobes. That they are different don't mean they aren't as good or a moral. Don't be trapped by your capitalist/Judeo-Christian/afraid-of-thems-who-is-different mind set. There are probably lots of reasons why marrying dogs is good.

Posted by Hank 2005-02-24 12:31:41 PM|| 2005-02-24 12:31:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 There are probably lots of reasons why marrying dogs is good.

o No complaints about your sloppy eating habits.

o Leaving the toilet seat up makes it easier for your spouse to get a drink.

o You can refer to your wife as a bitch and be completely and utterly correct.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2005-02-24 12:35:49 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-02-24 12:35:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Perspective...

How Dogs and Women are Alike
How Women are Better than Dogs
How Dogs are Better than Women

Posted by .com 2005-02-24 1:02:13 PM|| 2005-02-24 1:02:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 "Hey, Sanjay! Your wife's a real dog!"

"Oh yeah, Raj? At least she's got a pedigree....unlike your brother Krishna's wife!"

Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-02-24 1:34:47 PM|| [http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2005-02-24 1:34:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 .com: You mean noone told you about dogs and chocolate?

Posted by Phil Fraering 2005-02-24 6:05:23 PM|| [http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com] 2005-02-24 6:05:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 I suppose any discussion of "doggy-style" would be inappropriate.

Posted by Sgt.D.T. 2005-02-24 6:17:43 PM|| 2005-02-24 6:17:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Robert C. - YOU RASCAL!

Posted by BigEd 2005-02-24 6:19:10 PM|| 2005-02-24 6:19:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 Lol, Sgt!

Phil - I don't get ya. Hmmm, I just know I'm going to regret being your straight-man, heh, but okay, I'm game:

What about dogs and chocolate?

;-)

Posted by .com 2005-02-24 6:20:43 PM|| 2005-02-24 6:20:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 Sometimes, even the dog will object to the situation...

Posted by BigEd 2005-02-24 6:27:42 PM|| 2005-02-24 6:27:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 It all sounds like lots of fun to me. A wedding, a band, children, puppies and tooth fairies. Children being forced to sleep with (gasp!) puppies.

Not exactly my idea of a nightmare...more like a pleasant dream sequence.

Posted by 2b 2005-02-24 6:44:27 PM|| 2005-02-24 6:44:27 PM|| Front Page Top

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