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2005-02-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Scientologist Elfman wants to "clear the planet" of evil aliens (Hollyweird alert)
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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-02-19 1:47:42 AM|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Hollyweirdists aren't the only ones advocating a final solution to the Thetan problem (anyone surprised at this alliance?):



Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-02-19 2:00:50 AM||   2005-02-19 2:00:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Clear the planet? No need, it's already scheduled to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
Posted by AzCat 2005-02-19 2:03:02 AM||   2005-02-19 2:03:02 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure..."
Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2005-02-19 2:18:39 AM|| [http://www.slhess.com]  2005-02-19 2:18:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Someday soon, hideous but benign aliens will land on the Washington Mall and demand to see, not President Bush, but a really good tort lawyer.

Within days they will file thousands of defamation suits seeking compensation for anguish and suffering caused by false allegations of kidnapping, torture, cattle-rustling and air-traffic control violations.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-02-19 2:21:37 AM||   2005-02-19 2:21:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 AzCat - ROFL!!! Thx! Ah, something insanely substantive, rather than insanely pointless such as "clearing the planet" (fung shue for off-center alien vibes?), to look forward to! W00t!!!
Posted by .com 2005-02-19 2:58:58 AM||   2005-02-19 2:58:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 â€œ...the more successful I became, the more suppression I bumped into … especially in the entertainment industry, which really is home to rabid suppression.”

Well, she's right about one thing.
Posted by Bulldog  2005-02-19 7:06:28 AM||   2005-02-19 7:06:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Thank goodness being hot forgives being crazy or she would be in trouble.
Posted by JerseyMike 2005-02-19 7:58:58 AM||   2005-02-19 7:58:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 42
Posted by Deacon Blues  2005-02-19 9:07:16 AM||   2005-02-19 9:07:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Jenna’s last picture was Looney-Tunes: Back in Action. So she had the title role?

Posted by GK 2005-02-19 9:17:08 AM||   2005-02-19 9:17:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Where's the KABOOM? the earth shattering KABOOM?
Posted by Elmeager Glimp3393 2005-02-19 9:17:16 AM||   2005-02-19 9:17:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 The Raëlians are anti-Bush, the Scientologists are anti-Bush, the PLO is anti-Bush, Does anyone know the Moonies' stance?
Posted by Korora  2005-02-19 9:35:18 AM|| [http://basementburrow.blogspot.com]  2005-02-19 9:35:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 Your hot bitches are useless against us.
Posted by Thetan I: Supreme Ruler 2005-02-19 9:41:54 AM||   2005-02-19 9:41:54 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 Combined with this item about a "reimagining" of the Looney Tunes characters, I am doubly perturbed.

Maybe they're planning to fight Xenu too?
Posted by Phil Fraering 2005-02-19 9:58:45 AM|| [http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com]  2005-02-19 9:58:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#14 This cannot stand Phil. Get the acetone.
Posted by Shipman 2005-02-19 10:37:29 AM||   2005-02-19 10:37:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#15 first they come for the thetans. then nobody's safe.

save the thetans. before its too late.
Posted by PlanetDan  2005-02-19 11:11:00 AM||   2005-02-19 11:11:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#16 Korora:
"The Raëlians are anti-Bush, the Scientologists are anti-Bush, the PLO is anti-Bush, Does anyone know the Moonies' stance?"

Not sure about Moonies, but I know whose side we are on:
Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-02-19 11:31:36 AM||   2005-02-19 11:31:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#17 Say Doom?
Posted by Ayatollah So  2005-02-19 11:56:22 AM||   2005-02-19 11:56:22 AM|| Front Page Top

#18 Look at the expression on W's face. Thank God we have a Prez with a sense of humor!
Posted by BigEd 2005-02-19 12:54:13 PM||   2005-02-19 12:54:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 

Ms. Elfman: Here are some MUG SHOTS. WHo have you seen and where did you see him?
Posted by BigEd 2005-02-19 12:57:57 PM||   2005-02-19 12:57:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 If you knew how many "body thetans" have to be cleared, you might get a little discouraged. Don't go here unless you are feeling strong: ;)
http://www.skeptictank.org/hs/htruebt.htm
Posted by Tom 2005-02-19 1:06:43 PM||   2005-02-19 1:06:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 I, for one, welcome our new body thetan overlords....
Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-02-19 1:43:14 PM|| [http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com/]  2005-02-19 1:43:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 I hope she would rather deport the illegal aliens backto either Mars, Titan, or Europa (Jupiter Moon, not Continent). Elswise we'd have to send them out of the solar system...

He he he he he - The place to send them can be identified in my post #19... He he he...

Keeping the Faith (2000)
B Stiller, J Elfman, E Norton
Jewish girl in real-life converted to Scientology portrays Catholic girl who converts to Judiasm. She's in love with a Rabbi.

I am confused...

Posted by BigEd 2005-02-19 2:16:06 PM||   2005-02-19 2:16:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 Laugh now but illegal alliens are already working at McRonalds where there 8 plams give them a competitive edge against the lexans. I say strap your blue mattress of love back on the side of your saucer and GO!
Posted by Flomoting Slolung7595 2005-02-19 3:09:36 PM||   2005-02-19 3:09:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#24 Thank goodness being hot forgives being crazy or she would be in trouble.

Nobody's hot enough to get past being that crazy.

The Raëlians are anti-Bush, the Scientologists are anti-Bush, the PLO is anti-Bush, Does anyone know the Moonies' stance?

Judging by the Washington Times, pro-Bush.
Posted by VAMark 2005-02-19 5:54:45 PM||   2005-02-19 5:54:45 PM|| Front Page Top

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