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2014-02-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2014-02-15 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top

#1 Quitting smoking makes you happier...drinking Irish Coffee daily makes you the happiest non-smoker ever !

Posted by Thinens Splat6414 2014-02-15 01:32|| 2014-02-15 01:32|| Front Page Top

#2 I haven't smoked in almost exactly 13 years. I miss it many times a day still. Anyone who really smoked and said they didn't like it is lying. It is a fantastic, cheap, convenient and deadly drug. I loved it.

Posted by Shipman 2014-02-15 04:25|| 2014-02-15 04:25|| Front Page Top

#3 It makes you happier.

Unfortunately, for the first three weeks after you quit, it makes the people around you absolutely miserable. When I quit, my roommate actually threatened to buy a rack and make me smoke them just so I wouldn't be such an a$$hole.

Posted by no mo uro 2014-02-15 06:14|| 2014-02-15 06:14|| Front Page Top

#4 Reply to Shipman.

Yep. Six years, and I still get that craving. Especially when I'm enjoying a good single malt. Cigars too, I inhaled.

Posted by Secret Asian Man 2014-02-15 08:16|| 2014-02-15 08:16|| Front Page Top

#5 If quitting's so wonderful why do so many quitters start again?

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2014-02-15 10:46|| 2014-02-15 10:46|| Front Page Top

#6 not a smoker, but if I don't have 5-6 shots of Jack in the AM "to calm the nerves" before I go to work constructing bridges....oh. wait.

nevermind

Posted by Frank G 2014-02-15 12:54|| 2014-02-15 12:54|| Front Page Top

#7 LOL, IP noted.

Posted by Shipman 2014-02-15 13:12|| 2014-02-15 13:12|| Front Page Top

#8 ..although many residents and transients of CA and CO may have an opposing thesis..

Posted by Uncle Phester 2014-02-15 13:54|| 2014-02-15 13:54|| Front Page Top

#9 Frank G, what are those bridges you worked on?

I want to know which bridges to avoid when I go to California.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2014-02-15 14:25|| 2014-02-15 14:25|| Front Page Top

#10 I want to know which bridges to avoid when I go to California.

A few to start with RiVA

Posted by Hupuger Sproing5553 2014-02-15 18:08|| 2014-02-15 18:08|| Front Page Top

#11 5-6 shots of Jack in the AM "to calm the nerves"

Perhaps, in the same way that large doses of LSD allow you to perceive the auras of both humans and animals, a sufficient quantity of alcohol makes you exquisitely sensitive to harmonic vibrations and helps avoid those embarrassing civil engineering incidents like the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.

Posted by SteveS 2014-02-15 18:40|| 2014-02-15 18:40|| Front Page Top

#12

My personal favorite bridge the famous Alaska "Bridge to Nowhere"

Posted by Hupuger Sproing5553 2014-02-15 18:56|| 2014-02-15 18:56|| Front Page Top

#13

Posted by Hupuger Sproing5553 2014-02-15 19:01|| 2014-02-15 19:01|| Front Page Top

#14 I quit 35 years ago cause it got too expensive at $0.75 a pack. Smoked regularly though not a high volume, 1/2 a pack a day,for about 10 years and it took me 5 to 10 years to get over it completely.

I'm sure that I'm alot healthier than I would be if I kept on, but, every year or two I get a craving........a single malt cures that ;^)

Posted by AlanC 2014-02-15 19:26|| 2014-02-15 19:26|| Front Page Top

#15 5-6 shots of Jack in the AM "to calm the nerves"

Does it work?

Posted by tu3031 2014-02-15 20:30|| 2014-02-15 20:30|| Front Page Top

#16 Apparently I was hacked, and comments and nekkid pictures were sent from my ...umm....

Posted by Frank G 2014-02-15 20:32|| 2014-02-15 20:32|| Front Page Top

#17 F-150s!

Posted by Frank G 2014-02-15 20:32|| 2014-02-15 20:32|| Front Page Top

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