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2020-01-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Australian woman dies in cake-eating contest

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Posted by Fred 2020-01-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Paramedics were called to a pub in the state of Queensland on Sunday afternoon after a woman was involved in a "medical incident".

Public broadcaster ABC reported the 60-year-old had a seizure after she "shovelled a lamington into her mouth."

There truly is no justice.

Would that this country's Shitshow-mongers suffered a seizure after "shovelling a Schiffington into their mouths."

Posted by Lex 2020-01-28 02:40|| 2020-01-28 02:40|| Front Page Top

#2 Elizabeth Bligh uninjured.

Posted by Flolumble Tojo4047 2020-01-28 02:44|| 2020-01-28 02:44|| Front Page Top

#3 Sponge cake has sugar as a main ingrediant.
Chocalate can have a lot of sugar.
Ingesting a large amount of sugar, in one form or another, causes seizures.

Posted by Varmint Splat1454 2020-01-28 04:44|| 2020-01-28 04:44|| Front Page Top

#4 Marie Antoinette XII - "Let them eat Vegamite"

Posted by Mercutio 2020-01-28 09:19|| 2020-01-28 09:19|| Front Page Top

#5 /\ Death will come much quicker.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-01-28 09:22|| 2020-01-28 09:22|| Front Page Top

#6 ^If it doesn’t, you’ll wish it did.

Posted by Fat Bob Javish1936 2020-01-28 20:08|| 2020-01-28 20:08|| Front Page Top

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