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2010-01-24 Caribbean-Latin America

Report: US weapon test aimed at Iran caused Haiti quake

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Posted by Fred 2010-01-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top
File under: Govt of Iran

#1 Our US Navy has the know how (tested) of the precision to shoot down a missile traveling thousands of miles per hour. But, we create an earthquake that is 7,187 miles off target?

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. .... Groucho Marx

Posted by Sherry 2010-01-24 01:01|| 2010-01-24 01:01|| Front Page Top

#2 At least they didn't mention our work in the chronosynclastic infundibulum.

Posted by Halliburton - Mysterious Conspiracy Division 2010-01-24 01:06|| 2010-01-24 01:06|| Front Page Top

#3 Every time I reach the point where I can't believe people coud get any stupider, along comes something like this and I have to start my graphs all over again.

Posted by Swanimote 2010-01-24 07:18|| 2010-01-24 07:18|| Front Page Top

#4 scusi - my submit button stutters.

Fixed. tw at 8:34 ET

Posted by Swanimote 2010-01-24 07:19|| 2010-01-24 07:19|| Front Page Top

#5 In his wacko show, "Conspiracy Theory" Jesse "the Body" Ventura, theorized that Alaska based US beamers may have caused the Tsunami in Indonesia. Wish I had my own beam-device.

Posted by Thilet Poodle4597 2010-01-24 08:01|| 2010-01-24 08:01|| Front Page Top

#6 THe US response should be:

We can neither confirm nor deny that we caused a 7.1 earthquake on January 11th, 2009 that emananted 2.6 miles below the earths at 19º 00' N and 72º 25' W r along the Enriquillo-Plantain Garden fault zone (EPGFZ), which runs from Lake Enriquillo in the Dominican Republic, and extends across the southern portion of Haiti through the Caribbean Sea to the region of the Plantain Garden River in the parish of St Thomas, Jamaica and can produce about 20.6 plus or minus 1.66 millimeters of lateral motion per year".

Posted by HammerHead 2010-01-24 11:10|| 2010-01-24 11:10|| Front Page Top

#7 I've got a better response, HH, but Bambi will never use it:

"You clowns are really as stupid as you look, ain'tcha?"

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-01-24 11:13|| 2010-01-24 11:13|| Front Page Top

#8 It's amazing the forbearance of such all powerful as the Americans. One would think such beings that can crumple the earth's crust at will would swallow Iran into the bowels of Hades or send iceberg laden tidal waves into Murmansk while making lunch.

Posted by ed 2010-01-24 12:13|| 2010-01-24 12:13|| Front Page Top

#9 Sorry guys... I _really_ thought that 7 was a 2...

(Not to distract from the tradegy of Haiti...)

Posted by Haliburton Earthquake Division: Targeting 2010-01-24 12:14|| 2010-01-24 12:14|| Front Page Top

#10 such all powerful beings

Posted by ed 2010-01-24 12:14|| 2010-01-24 12:14|| Front Page Top

#11 Also on PRAVDA > US TROOPS OCCUPY HAITI, CANCELS HUMANITARIAN AID FROM RUSSIA.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-01-24 18:58|| 2010-01-24 18:58|| Front Page Top

#12 WMF > US ACCUSED OF CREATING HAITI EARTHQUAKES, PLANS FUTURE BIGGER "EARTHQUAKES", GEOPHYSICAL AND GEOPOLITICAL, BEYOND HAITI IN REGIONS AROUND THE WORLD | IMPERIALIST US RECOGNIZES ONLY TWO KINDS OF DEMOCRACY: AMERICAN VERSUS NON-AMERICAN.

* SAME > "EARTHQUAKE/TECTONIC WARS": CHINA CAN PREEMPTIVELY PRECLUDE OR PREVENT ANY MAJOR WAR OR INVASION BY JAPAN BY GEOLOGICALLY CAUSING JAPAN TO SINK/COLLAPSE INTO THE PACIFIC OCEAN VIA THE DETONATION OF FOUR HYDROGEN BOMBS EMBEDDED UNDER THE MARIANAS TRENCH. Okinawa, the Philippines, Two KOREAS, + Taiwan [Russ Far East-SIberia?], etc. likely to suffer severe local consequences but can SURVIVE GEOLOGICALLY INTACT ALONG WID MAJORITY OR BULK OF THEIR POPULATIONS???

And GUAM-CNMI, NOT COUNTING "KAMALEN" SPACE ROCK???

D *** NGED "2012" MOVIE POSTER TIBETAN HIMALAYAN MONKS ARE ALWAYS STANDNG ON THE WRONG MOUNTAIN RANGE LOOKING FOR THEIR APOCALYPTIC TIDAL WAVES TO CRASH OVER MOUNT EVEREST!

[shaking TACO Bell Bean Burrito fists angrily].

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-01-24 20:41|| 2010-01-24 20:41|| Front Page Top

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