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2007-01-19 Caribbean-Latin America

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Posted by tu3031 2007-01-19 09:16|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Did you hear Castro's had an asshole transplant? Fortunately, the asshole's rejected him.

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2007-01-19 10:06|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2007-01-19 10:06|| Front Page Top

#2 Non sequitur Monty Python quote, there, Rob.

Instead: He's pining.

Posted by Mizzou Mafia 2007-01-19 10:40|| 2007-01-19 10:40|| Front Page Top

#3 I wonder if when he kicks the bucket their gov will be like the Norks and claim he is still alive and technically still the leader although his brother will be handling the daily mundane stuff.

Posted by C-Low 2007-01-19 10:53|| 2007-01-19 10:53|| Front Page Top

#4 Castro in "slow, progressive" recovery
Yeah, those commie types really go for the incrementalism, don't they. Progressive... pfeh!

Posted by eLarson 2007-01-19 11:08|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2007-01-19 11:08|| Front Page Top

#5 Non sequitur Monty Python quote, there, Rob.

Instead: He's pining.

OK, so it's a Python rip-off. It's also apropos. They actually did give him a transplant.

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2007-01-19 11:56|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2007-01-19 11:56|| Front Page Top

#6 Rob Crawford Did you hear Castro's had an asshole transplant? Fortunately, the asshole's rejected him.

LOL! :-) funny RC.

******************

Scene: World Renown Socialist Paradise Hospital in Downtown Havana.

Cut To, Transplant team and Castro: the Chief Doc, Dr. Vinny Chihuahua answering questions with El Hefe himself..

Castro asks, "hey Doc, How will I know if I'm having a rejection episode after my asshole transplant"?

Dr. Vinny Chihuahua answers, "Well the good thing is that there are warning signs".

Castro, "hey, like what I'm concerened?"

Dr. Vinny Chihuahua, it's like this Comendante,.. well first your asshole will begin to itch like hell for a couple of hours, then your asshole begins to stink real bad, five minutes after that it's all over Fidel your asshole falls off".

~~Castro cries like a little girl..The End~~

Posted by RD 2007-01-19 12:36|| 2007-01-19 12:36|| Front Page Top

#7 RC: Did you hear Castro's had an asshole transplant? I've been wondering whatever became of Michael Moore. The rejection surprises me, tho. I would have thought it a perfect match.

Posted by GK 2007-01-19 14:08|| 2007-01-19 14:08|| Front Page Top

#8 I guess, in this case, it'll be one of those "slow, progressive recoveries" ala Stalin, Franco, Daddy Kim, Krushchev, Andropov, et al.

Franco is still dead, right?

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg 2007-01-19 14:18|| www.fire-on-the-suns.com]">[www.fire-on-the-suns.com] 2007-01-19 14:18|| Front Page Top

#9 Thanks to our comrades in Haiti, Castro will be the first Zombie ever to represent Cuba!

Posted by flash91 2007-01-19 19:13|| 2007-01-19 19:13|| Front Page Top

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