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2009-01-12 Home Front: Politix

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Posted by tu3031 2009-01-12 15:52|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Wait a few months. I'm sure you will be able to get it all for much less on eBay.l

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-01-12 17:53|| 2009-01-12 17:53|| Front Page Top

#2 They're worth more AFTER the trial.

Posted by Besoeker 2009-01-12 18:37|| 2009-01-12 18:37|| Front Page Top

#3 Steve Goodman, "Veg-e-matic"

Fell asleep last night with the TV on.
Oh, what a dream I had!
Dreamed I went and answered every single one of those late night mail order ads.
And 4 to 6 weeks later,
Much to my surprise,
The mailman came to my front door, and I couldn't believe my eyes

When they brought the Veg-e-matic
and the Pocket fisherman too.
Illuminated Illustrated History of Life,
Boxcar Willie with a Ginsu knife,
A bamboo steamer
and a garden weasel too.
and a tie dyed, day-glo souvenir shirt
from Six Flags over Burbank.

The doorbell rang all morning,
and it rang through the afternoon.
I shook with fright as it rang all night,
by the light of the Mastercard Moon.
There was Parcel Post in the pantry,
UPS in the hall,
COD to the ceiling,
and I just couldn't pay for it all.

I got the egg scrambler
With a Seal-a-meal carrying case.
A set of presidential commemorative plates
So I can eat my eggs off the president's face,
A minute mender,
and a needle that'll knit or crochet,
And an autographed photograph of RinTinTin
at Six Flags over Burbank.

I remembered I was dreaming,
So I gave a mighty cheer.
When I awoke, it was no joke,
for all that Sh#t was here!
So if you fall asleep with the TV on,
Here's what you've gotta do,
Rip that phone right off of the wall
if you don't want it to happen to you.

I got the Veg-e-matic,
and the Pocket Fisherman too.
Illuminated illustrated History of Life,
Boxcar Willie with a Ginsu knife,
A bamboo steamer,
and a smokeless ashtray too.
And an all-expenses paid weekend for three
at Six Flags over Burbank.

Posted by mom">mom 2009-01-12 19:03|| idontknowbut.blogspot.com]">[idontknowbut.blogspot.com] 2009-01-12 19:03|| Front Page Top

#4 Diaper's getting close, but where's the super-soft Obama TP?

Posted by KBK 2009-01-12 19:29|| 2009-01-12 19:29|| Front Page Top

#5 he puts the Sham in Sham-WOW!

btw - is a coloring book racist?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-01-12 19:42|| 2009-01-12 19:42|| Front Page Top

#6 I just saw this month's issue of Vogue magazine at the grocery store check-out. All about changing oneself, now that we have a new president. Ooooh, the assumptions the editors make about their readership! Perhaps they're right though -- I actually purchase an issue biennially.

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2009-01-12 20:01|| 2009-01-12 20:01|| Front Page Top

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