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2005-01-24 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve White 2005-01-24 1:23:14 AM|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Surely male arousal is fairly easily gauged? At least for the purposes of the policeman making the arrest.

Posted by trailing wife 2005-01-24 6:52:26 AM|| 2005-01-24 6:52:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 More important than any of the above: Who wants to be the first to codify in state law that: Sexual arousal in a male is defined as an erection. The arresting officer must gage the 'quality' of the erection before an arrest can be made and must testify in court the touching did not contribute to the erection.

Posted by badanov 2005-01-24 6:55:38 AM|| [http://www.rkka.org] 2005-01-24 6:55:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 I am certain that someone is out there doing plenty of research, groping for an understanding, straining to gauge the depths of the problem, thrusting with all of their might to reach . . . ummm . . . what was I talking about . . . ?

Posted by Jame Retief 2005-01-24 7:02:33 AM|| 2005-01-24 7:02:33 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 I thought that was the point of a lap dance. Not that I would personally know or anything, I mean , oh, forget it.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-01-24 7:33:17 AM|| 2005-01-24 7:33:17 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 oh please...

come on guys, you've beat it long enough. Get off it already.

Posted by 2b 2005-01-24 8:00:24 AM|| 2005-01-24 8:00:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Oh come on. This is a victimless crime, if it is even a crime. For those thinking that lap dancing will lead directly to sex with a stripper, you couldn't be more wrong. I spent a lot of time researching this in my younger years and just because she will do a lap dance doesn't mean she will have sex with you. The could have the same contact (or more) in any one of the many dance clubs in Vegas or any other city.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2005-01-24 10:18:36 AM|| 2005-01-24 10:18:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 She will if the price is right.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-01-24 10:43:37 AM|| 2005-01-24 10:43:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Lap dancing and strip clubs are a municipal nuisance, no worse than islamist terror.

Posted by Do You Know Who I Am? 2005-01-24 10:47:05 AM|| 2005-01-24 10:47:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 More people transfer AIDs with contacts begun at straight and gay bars in Las Vegas, than any establishment offering lap dances. One establishment operates on setting up people for potential exchanges of precious body fluids. The other only offers teasing. Now, which is a real threat to public health and safety?

Posted by Anonymous7221 2005-01-24 11:00:00 AM|| 2005-01-24 11:00:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 however, Dockers pants with stainblockerâ¢ will be required

Posted by Frank G 2005-01-24 11:14:14 AM|| 2005-01-24 11:14:14 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Research indicates they love you more when your wallet is fat.

Posted by Capsu78 2005-01-24 1:33:29 PM|| 2005-01-24 1:33:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 "Why, some of those women are the best friends I have!"

Posted by mojo 2005-01-24 1:37:01 PM|| 2005-01-24 1:37:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 As a citizen of the Great State of Nevada I have only this to say:
We were going to ban lap dancing but leave prostitution legal?

Posted by Secret Master 2005-01-24 3:06:23 PM|| 2005-01-24 3:06:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Prostitution is no worse than terrorism. A nuisance, really, and one we need to learn to live with.

Posted by Do You Know Who I Am? 2005-01-24 3:07:58 PM|| 2005-01-24 3:07:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 The few tittie bars I've been in,if you so much as look like your going to touch one of the girls your going to have a big ass,mean mofo yanking your ass up by the short hair.

Posted by Raptor 2005-01-24 5:26:41 PM|| 2005-01-24 5:26:41 PM|| Front Page Top

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