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2005-01-24 Home Front: WoT

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Posted by tipper 2005-01-24 6:43:07 PM|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 We're such bad hosts. Sorry boyz...didn't we leave sufficient rope for your collective PLEASURE? Let's try again next week, shall we?

Posted by Mark Z. 2005-01-24 7:28:56 PM|| 2005-01-24 7:28:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Let's rotate in some new guards and try again.

Posted by Tom 2005-01-24 7:34:45 PM|| 2005-01-24 7:34:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Cripes. Who. The. Hell. stopped this???

Posted by Frank G 2005-01-24 7:39:11 PM|| 2005-01-24 7:39:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Where can we send donations

of rope.

Posted by Mrs. Davis 2005-01-24 8:02:22 PM|| 2005-01-24 8:02:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 A mass suicide and all you peole at Rantburg can do is to joke about it??

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Posted by badanov 2005-01-24 8:11:51 PM|| [http://www.rkka.org/title-boris.gif] 2005-01-24 8:11:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 well, I'm a "free will" guy

Posted by Frank G 2005-01-24 8:14:03 PM|| 2005-01-24 8:14:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 "Put these prisoners on suicide watch."

"'Suicide watch,' sir?"

"If they try to off themselves -- just stand there and watch!"

Posted by Mike 2005-01-24 8:18:37 PM|| 2005-01-24 8:18:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 "...there had been no successful attempts at suicide..." And if there had been a successful attempt it wouldn't have been an attempt, now would it?

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-01-24 8:39:35 PM|| 2005-01-24 8:39:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 There's something that needs to be looked at here. If the attempts were indeed "coordinated", that means that prisoners are somehow communicating between themselves.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-01-24 9:38:11 PM|| 2005-01-24 9:38:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 They're jihadis. "You wanna kill yourself" is probably a gesture involving a single finger, and answering in the affirmative is accomplished by doing nothing.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2005-01-24 9:56:10 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-01-24 9:56:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 "Mass hanging bid at Guantanamo Bay"

I bid $1650 a head in lots larger than ten. That's for a turn-key job, lumber for the scaffold, suitable rope, enthusiastic and willing hangmen (U of Florida students on summer-break), everything but disposal of the carcasses.
Hell, we'll even do that if it just involves heaving them off the dock for the sharks.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-01-24 10:09:34 PM|| 2005-01-24 10:09:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Why not just leave a map pointing toward the Cuban side and 'forget' to lock the gates. If the US minefield doesn't get 'em, the Cuban one (and the Cuban guards) would. Allan's will if they make it.

Posted by Pappy 2005-01-24 10:24:38 PM|| 2005-01-24 10:24:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Of course they're communicating -- prisoners always find a way, and they are in those open cages, and speak a language the jailers don't understand.

I had an intriguing thought on reading this article, though: oxygen deprivation short of final asphyxiation results in brain damage, the amount of damage depending on how long oxygen was withheld. Almost makes me feel sorry for the nasty idjits, but that is how that cause/effect thingy works...

Posted by trailing wife 2005-01-24 11:00:27 PM|| 2005-01-24 11:00:27 PM|| Front Page Top

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