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2009-01-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2009-01-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11135 views ] Top

#1 will they get joint custody of the STDs?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2009-01-13 00:30|| 2009-01-13 00:30|| Front Page Top

#2 joint custody of the STDs?

LOL --- that is Brutal.

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-01-13 00:38|| 2009-01-13 00:38|| Front Page Top

#3 ...Is it just me, or am I the only one who's never actually heard a song by this lady?

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2009-01-13 06:12|| 2009-01-13 06:12|| Front Page Top

#4 Give thanks to whatever dity you worship, Kozlowski (wife likes her).

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2009-01-13 06:15|| 2009-01-13 06:15|| Front Page Top

#5 Me too, Mike.

Posted by Gladys 2009-01-13 06:29|| 2009-01-13 06:29|| Front Page Top

#6 her hit was rehab, i think she needs too give it a try

Posted by rabid whitetail 2009-01-13 07:11|| 2009-01-13 07:11|| Front Page Top

#7 I think "lady" is the wrong word, Mike.

Posted by Spot">Spot 2009-01-13 08:07|| 2009-01-13 08:07|| Front Page Top

#8 Mike: Rehab was more 'pop', and the easiest one of her songs to listen to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5sahXoj0U

But she "ain't no oil painting", that's for sure. The rest of her music is a lot more downbeat.

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-01-13 10:47|| 2009-01-13 10:47|| Front Page Top

#9 Actually she has an amazing voice and the quality of her music is ethereal, hence all the publicity, she's a prodigy, totally drunk and stoned, but still, a prodegy.

Posted by Hupolump Ghibelline5327 2009-01-13 10:51|| 2009-01-13 10:51|| Front Page Top

#10 Never heard her either.
I'm sure it sounds like someone tuning a bobcat.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2009-01-13 10:53|| 2009-01-13 10:53|| Front Page Top

#11 Who?

Posted by swksvolFF 2009-01-13 11:13|| 2009-01-13 11:13|| Front Page Top

#12 Hum, wasn't she diagnosticated with an emphysem or something all while ago, that was either due to 1) a rare genetic condition, or 2) smoking heroin and/or crack?
Don't know if her voice would still be amazing with that.

Posted by anonymous5089 2009-01-13 13:05|| 2009-01-13 13:05|| Front Page Top

#13 it was crack and meth, they have a vid of that too

Posted by rabid whitetail 2009-01-13 13:25|| 2009-01-13 13:25|| Front Page Top

#14

You talking to me?

Posted by KBK 2009-01-13 13:53|| 2009-01-13 13:53|| Front Page Top

#15 What do you think she feeds the wolverine she has on her head?

Posted by remoteman 2009-01-13 14:12|| 2009-01-13 14:12|| Front Page Top

#16 Same thing she feeds the other one.

Posted by KBK 2009-01-13 14:14|| 2009-01-13 14:14|| Front Page Top

#17 So how much is she getting for her virginity?

Posted by tu3031 2009-01-13 16:44|| 2009-01-13 16:44|| Front Page Top

#18 I feel so sorry for her grandparents.

Posted by 3dc 2009-01-13 19:54|| 2009-01-13 19:54|| Front Page Top

#19 Never heard her either. I'm sure it sounds like someone tuning a bobcat.

That is exactly how it sounds like! How did you guess?

Posted by Spike Uniter 2009-01-13 22:19|| 2009-01-13 22:19|| Front Page Top

#20 Man! A look at this gal makes you want to chip off all the layers of paint on the SF Bay Bridge, yecchhhhhhh!

Posted by Alaska Paul in Haines, AK 2009-01-13 22:57|| 2009-01-13 22:57|| Front Page Top

#21 She is skankalicious!

Posted by Pheans Panda2611 2009-01-13 23:24|| 2009-01-13 23:24|| Front Page Top

#22 Same thing she feeds the other one.

I laughed so hard at that I crapped my pants!

Posted by Pheans Panda2611 2009-01-13 23:26|| 2009-01-13 23:26|| Front Page Top

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