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2006-01-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Hupoluse Shairong5035 2006-01-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Communism in practice killed off whatever various international wars for the Proletariat didn't - sound like the Raddies and God-based Socialists are trying to go one further and make sex akin to biological poison, or at least have as many horny hungry thirsty poor desperate males - read, future People's Army soldiers - as China and India.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-01-12 00:31|| 2006-01-12 00:31|| Front Page Top

#2 Trixie - ROFL!

Posted by .com 2006-01-12 02:39|| 2006-01-12 02:39|| Front Page Top

#3 When they say "in between the sheets" they are not kidding.

Of course this business of sex with clothes on should set off all kinds of red flags, not the least of which includes TRANNY ALERT!

Posted by The Angry Fliegerabwehrkanonen 2006-01-12 08:52|| http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]">[http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com] 2006-01-12 08:52|| Front Page Top

#4 "We wuz married for four years before I found out she wuz a guy! Four years! Three kids!"

Posted by Fred 2006-01-12 09:53|| 2006-01-12 09:53|| Front Page Top

#5 Three kids!

ROTFLOL

Posted by lotp 2006-01-12 09:55|| 2006-01-12 09:55|| Front Page Top

#6 Do not look! My wedding tackle is enormous! Really! Don't look! Fatwa! Fatwa!

Posted by rjschwarz">rjschwarz 2006-01-12 10:00|| rjschwarz.com]">[rjschwarz.com] 2006-01-12 10:00|| Front Page Top

#7 And try not to enjoy it too much! Think of baseball! Think of baseball! Think-- oops.

Posted by BH 2006-01-12 10:27|| 2006-01-12 10:27|| Front Page Top

#8 Is it still okay to shave the goat? Or would that be...wrong?

Posted by tu3031 2006-01-12 10:35|| 2006-01-12 10:35|| Front Page Top

#9 Shaved goat... now I'm aroused!

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-01-12 12:20|| 2006-01-12 12:20|| Front Page Top

#10 Um, that's a little more info than we need, A5089, lol.

Posted by .com 2006-01-12 12:23|| 2006-01-12 12:23|| Front Page Top

#11 Pasties anyone?

Al

Posted by Frozen Al">Frozen Al 2006-01-12 13:15|| 2006-01-12 13:15|| Front Page Top

#12 Good news all around!

Idiots who are moronic enough to comply with this latest fatwa will encounter more situations where their aardvarking* is less than successful due to intervening clothing layers.

Less than successful Islamic aardvarking = A safer world.

What's not to like?

*Thank you, Joe Bob.

Posted by Zenster 2006-01-12 14:26|| 2006-01-12 14:26|| Front Page Top

#13 Now if we could convince them that Allah only allows booty sex, our problems would vanish in a single generation.

Posted by BH 2006-01-12 14:51|| 2006-01-12 14:51|| Front Page Top

#14 Isn't this just dry humping?

Posted by DragonFly 2006-01-12 17:35|| 2006-01-12 17:35|| Front Page Top

#15 A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think YOU'LL find that I wasn't talking to you..."

Posted by anonymous2u 2006-01-12 20:24|| 2006-01-12 20:24|| Front Page Top

#16 a2u - LOL that's brutal!

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-01-12 21:50|| 2006-01-12 21:50|| Front Page Top

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