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2025-02-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Chelsea Handler Compares Melania Trump to a Prostitute at Critics Choice Awards
[BREITBART] Comedian and former TV host Chelsea Handler took a vicious swipe at first lady Melania Trump by inferring that Trump is a hooker while hosting the Critics Choice Awards on Friday.

In one of her bits on stage, Handler, who is responsible for a long and growing list of shows that were canceled after one or two seasons, joked that there have been a lot of biographical movies lately

''It was a huge year for biopics — Anora, about Melania Trump,'' she said.

The 2024 film Anora is described as following the life of a ''young sex worker from Brooklyn'' who ''meets and impulsively marries the son of an oligarch. Once the news reaches Russia, her fairytale is threatened.''

Handler next attacked actress Cheryl Hines for daring to be married to Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., by quipping that actors who didn't win anything at the awards show ''will just be in the background, questioning your life choices, like Cheryl Hines at a Senate confirmation hearing.''

The comedienne also took a shot at President Donald Trump
...Never got invited to a P.Diddy party...
over his efforts to eliminate bad boy, race-based Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) policies by calling herself a DEI hire. She then joked, ''I wanna acknowledge that we've been through a lot lately — our entire country, waking up every day, not knowing what news we're gonna hear that will disappoint and horrify us..''

This is the third year in a row that Handler has emceed the Critics Choice Awards.
Does anyone watch that? I didn’t.
In 2023, Handler admitted that show thought that the sun and the moon were the same thing until she was 40 when her sister informed her that the sun and moon were actually two different bodies in our solar system.

''This is true. I didn't know until I was 40 years old that the sun and the moon were not the same thing,'' Handler told Jimmy Fallon ahead of her hosting duties at her first Critics Choice Awards hosting gig.
Posted by Fred 2025-02-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11199 views ]  Top

#1  Chelsea Handler Reveals She's Having 'a Lot' of 'Hot Sex' During Her 'Sexual Awakening' at Age 49 So is she really talking about herself being a Prostitute sort of claiming to be as pretty as Melaina?
Posted by 3dc 2025-02-11 02:10||   2025-02-11 02:10|| Front Page Top

#2 It was Hollywood that made the casting couch famous.
Posted by Abu Uluque 2025-02-11 15:07||   2025-02-11 15:07|| Front Page Top

#3 "takes one to know one"
Posted by Skidmark 2025-02-11 15:07||   2025-02-11 15:07|| Front Page Top

#4 Pretty sure there will be a consequence for that insult, a quite expensive one I suspect.
Posted by NoMoreBS 2025-02-11 15:53||   2025-02-11 15:53|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey Melania, sue the bitch.
Posted by Whiskey Mike 2025-02-11 17:52||   2025-02-11 17:52|| Front Page Top

#6 Anyone with NYC sense knows you don't mess with a Don's family.
Posted by Procopius2k 2025-02-11 18:06||   2025-02-11 18:06|| Front Page Top

#7 Chelsea has a following of 10's. She's a noted Whore, embarrassing if she had a sense of shame. Let it go. Don't punch down - ignore
Posted by Frank G 2025-02-11 18:24||   2025-02-11 18:24|| Front Page Top

#8 Who?
Posted by Rambler 2025-02-11 18:40||   2025-02-11 18:40|| Front Page Top

#9 Chelsea Handler headlining Critics Choice Awards? What a banger.

Going to be honest here. I'd rather watch the halftime show on a three hour loop.
Posted by swksvolFF 2025-02-11 18:47||   2025-02-11 18:47|| Front Page Top

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