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 [GenesiusTimes] … wasn’t a straight white male
In an event that has shaken the core beliefs of many Americans, the country woke up to the shocking news that the latest mass shooter wasn’t the desired demographic: a straight white male. Instead, the perpetrator turned out to be someone who doesn’t fit the typical profile used by media outlets, activists, and social commentators when discussing gun violence in America.
The news caused widespread disbelief, with headlines screaming “Mass Shooter Breaks Stereotype!” and “Gun Violence Narrative Upended!” Across the nation, people were seen dropping their coffee mugs, spilling their morning cereal, and staring blankly at their screens. The shooter, identified as someone from an entirely different group, has caused a scramble among pundits to recalibrate their talking points.
News channels, caught off guard, had to hastily edit their pre-prepared segments. One anchor was heard muttering off-air, “How do we spin this? We’ve got three hours of content on white supremacy ready to go!” Meanwhile, social media erupted with hashtags like #NotWhatWeExpected and #NarrativeFail, as people debated whether this meant they could now discuss mental health or video game violence without being accused of deflecting from “the real issue.”
Politicians on both sides of the aisle were seen in a state of confusion. Democrats, who had been ready to launch into speeches about white male toxicity and gun control, were left fumbling for new scripts. Republicans, who were preparing defenses about Second Amendment rights, suddenly found themselves nodding in agreement at the idea of looking into broader societal issues.
Gun control activists, who had their signs and chants all lined up, were seen in emergency meetings, trying to decide if they could still use their “White Men With Guns” slogans. “It’s not that we want to limit our focus to one group,” one activist explained, “but our entire strategy was based on this demographic. Now what?”
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