Article

2024-10-01 Home Front: Politix

Tim Walz Really Excited After Hearing He Might Get Spanked At Debate

[Bee] U.S. — A source close to the Harris campaign reveals Tim Walz is "very excited" for this week's Vice Presidential Debate after learning he might get spanked by JD Vance.

"I was nervous at first because Vance seems to know what he's talking about," Kamala Harris' running mate said, "but I didn't realize it was that kind of a debate."

"I can barely contain my excitement!"

Walz, a known tampon aficionado, claims to be "an actual heterosexual married to a woman," dispelling rumors that he is a gay man. However, his newfound eagerness for a spanking by Vance appears to contradict previous statements that he "loves the womens."

"I'm not a gay," Walz said on the campaign trail. "Why do people keep asking me that?"

News of Walz's excitement has reportedly reached JD Vance, who sources claim is now no longer looking forward to the debate.

At publishing time, Tim Walz asked his wife not to come to the debate. "We're just doing guy stuff, you wouldn't be interested," he said.

Posted by Frank G 2024-10-01 07:22|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ] Top
File under: Commies

#1 [Bee] After Extensive Research, Political Experts Believe Harris Struggling To Connect With Male Voters Because She’s Awful

Posted by Frank G 2024-10-01 07:25|| 2024-10-01 07:25|| Front Page Top

#2 For sure a Diddycrat.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-10-01 13:32|| 2024-10-01 13:32|| Front Page Top

#3 Iran-Harris and video

Posted by 3dc 2024-10-01 16:18|| 2024-10-01 16:18|| Front Page Top

#4 Chaos erupts outside of J.D. Vance and Tim Walz's high-stakes VP debate location

Posted by Skidmark 2024-10-01 17:03|| 2024-10-01 17:03|| Front Page Top

08:22 NN2N1
08:15 Seeking Cure For Ignorance
08:14 Besoeker
08:05 Grom the Affective
08:02 Procopius2k
08:01 Procopius2k
07:59 Procopius2k
07:41 Procopius2k
07:37 Procopius2k
07:37 Super Hose
07:36 Besoeker
07:35 Besoeker
07:33 Super Hose
07:33 Besoeker
07:32 Super Hose
07:29 Super Hose
07:28 Super Hose
07:26 Besoeker
07:23 badanov
07:09 Besoeker
07:01 Besoeker
06:45 Besoeker
06:43 Richard+Aubrey+
06:38 NN2N1