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2024-09-27 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Who Had Mutual Suicide Pact For October?

[OffThePress] Diddy Becomes Cellmates With FTX Founder Sam Bankman-Fried

Rapper Sean “Diddy” Combs has become cellmates with disgraced FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried, according to several sources.

One of this year’s highest-profile criminals is imprisoned in the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, where one of last year’s highest-profile criminals is being kept, NBC New York reported, citing people with knowledge of the situation. The special unit is a barracks-style area with about 18-20 inmates sharing a common living area.

The small populace makes it likely that the two will see each other often. The unit houses high-profile defendants and cooperators who require special protection.

This area appears to be more tolerable than the rest of the infamous facility, described by one lawyer of an inmate who died by suicide as a “hell on earth.”

Detainees have said the prison is home to “rampant violence, dreadful conditions, severe staffing shortages, and the widespread smuggling of drugs and other contraband, some of it facilitated by employees.”

A source told People that Diddy was being “treated like any other detainee awaiting trial.”

Posted by Mercutio 2024-09-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11141 views ] Top

#1 Diddy Attorney Blames Costco for His 1,000 Bottles of Baby Oil and Lube: ‘He Buys in Bulk’

Posted by Frank G 2024-09-27 04:58|| 2024-09-27 04:58|| Front Page Top

#2 If only a fraction of the rumors are true there are lots of very powerful and very rich people who will either make sure that Combs is reliably silenced forever or will face personal ruin and devastation.

Whatever information and material Combs has, he's now in a "use it or lose it" position.

Only if he publicly reveals everything might he have a non-negligible chance of survival.

Posted by Elmerert Hupens2660 2024-09-27 05:01|| 2024-09-27 05:01|| Front Page Top

#3 "Extra bedsheets for this cell"

Posted by Frank G 2024-09-27 05:09|| 2024-09-27 05:09|| Front Page Top

#4 /\ I'll take "reliably silenced forever" for $600. Alex.

Posted by Besoeker 2024-09-27 07:10|| 2024-09-27 07:10|| Front Page Top

#5 Just getting in here first:
"Hillary did not have anything to do with Combs' suicide."
(It's like buying a lottery ticket...)

Posted by ed in texas 2024-09-27 08:47|| 2024-09-27 08:47|| Front Page Top

#6 /\ I'll take "reliably silenced forever" for $600. Alex.

The fact that Combs is still alive proves that the interested parties are still trying to figure out / neutralize his "Dead Man's Switch" arrangements.

But this is only a matter of (short) time, hence he's in a use it or lose it position.

Posted by Elmerert Hupens2660 2024-09-27 11:25|| 2024-09-27 11:25|| Front Page Top

#7 The odds that two high-profile inmates in the same cell committed suicide at the same time are astronomical. But as they say, no matter how improbable, once something happens, it happened.

Posted by SteveS 2024-09-27 11:31|| 2024-09-27 11:31|| Front Page Top

#8 The odds that two high-profile inmates in the same cell committed suicide at the same time are astronomical.

SBF and Diddy got into a fight.

They simultaneously strangled each other to death... or something...

No suicide and no culprit who would have to be tried.

Totally plausible.

Posted by Elmerert Hupens2660 2024-09-27 13:46|| 2024-09-27 13:46|| Front Page Top

#9 Motive, Elmeret?

UM
- Diddy had invested with Bankman-Fraud?
- Diddy diddled B-F's caterpillar girl friend?
- B-F took his initials seriously?

Posted by Mercutio 2024-09-27 14:28|| 2024-09-27 14:28|| Front Page Top

#10 @9 Still more plausibility than Epstein's death involving a rope made from toilet paper and somersault acrobatics.

Posted by Elmerert Hupens2660 2024-09-27 15:10|| 2024-09-27 15:10|| Front Page Top

#11 ...so what they are saying is that gatekeepers use their position to record those wanting to pass the level having illegal and deviant s*x and using it to blackmail them? That, sir, sounds like something a tin foil hat would say, and those wackadoos only have a batting average of.... 0.750 . No wait, its updated to 0.800.

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