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2024-09-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Secret Service uniformed officer accidentally shoots himself while on duty

Bad luck.

[FoxNews] A U.S. Secret Service (USSS) Uniformed Division officer was injured in Washington, D.C., Saturday night after accidentally shooting himself.

The USSS told Fox News Digital that the "negligent discharge" occurred near 32nd and Fessenden streets in the northwest section of the city just before 8 p.m.

The agent, who was on duty, was handling his service weapon when the firearm discharged.

The USSS said the agent’s injuries were not life-threatening, adding that he was taken to an area hospital for treatment and evaluation.

Posted by Skidmark 2024-09-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11142 views ] Top

#1
Maybe he saw himself as a threat? 🤔

Posted by NN2N1 2024-09-23 05:37|| 2024-09-23 05:37|| Front Page Top

#2 Usually they accidentally shoot other people?

Posted by Grom the Reflective 2024-09-23 06:39|| 2024-09-23 06:39|| Front Page Top

#3 Top. Men.

Posted by Gromble+Dribble4342 2024-09-23 10:15|| 2024-09-23 10:15|| Front Page Top

#4 Unlike some, he hit his target.

Posted by Skidmark 2024-09-23 10:24|| 2024-09-23 10:24|| Front Page Top

#5 This story is everywhere, but no mention of where the dude shot himself. Shot in the ass whilst holstering his weapon? Shot in the foot while cleaning/loading? Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by SteveS 2024-09-23 17:20|| 2024-09-23 17:20|| Front Page Top

#6 It’s in the first sentence of the article, SteveS. Dude shot himself in his Washington, DC.

Posted by trailing wife 2024-09-23 19:46|| 2024-09-23 19:46|| Front Page Top

#7 May have done it trying to perform a back flip on a club dance floor.

Although, I think that particular fart smeller was FBI and in Denver.

And shot a bystander.

IIRC, the SS earned quite the reputation under Obama, such as not paying up for a night of hookers&blow. Reading between the lines, I believe the party suppliers if you will were on their way to treat them the same as anyone else who doesn't pay the bill when a cool head found a non huge headline solution. IIRC.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-09-23 20:00|| 2024-09-23 20:00|| Front Page Top

#8 The dude? Bold assumption you bigots!
/sarc maybe

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-09-23 20:02|| 2024-09-23 20:02|| Front Page Top

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