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2024-09-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Meghan Markle vows never to return to UK as she eyes ''global superstardom''
[GEO.TV] Princess Meghan Markle
...unlikable American former starlet married to the formerly likable Prince Harry. Chock full of lefty political opinions, Markle's most important characteristic is that she is Black, even though she doesn't look it. Her mother, y'see, is half black and her father is white, which would make her a quarter Black. Her half brother described her (to her husband, before their marriage) as a jaded, shallow, conceited woman that will make a joke of you and the royal family heritage. Once married, she was too good for the Royals and she and Harry decamped to Beverly Hills, kind of like the Clampetts did, thus making a joke of Harry and the royal family heritage...
has shared her final verdict on UK return as Prince Harry
gears up to attend a key charity event in the country.

While Duke of Sussex's trip to England scheduled for September 30th has sparked speculation about a potential royal reconciliation, an insider has shared that Meghan has other plans.

According to Radar Online, the Duchess of Sussex is determined to become an ''international superstar'' and sees England as her husband's ''hated homeland.''

"She is determined to become an international superstar, and I can't imagine her ever willingly returning to Harry's hated homeland,'' the insider shared.

"Harry's trip was his first step in mending bridges, especially with his cancer-stricken father, King Chuck
...King of England, Scotland, Ireland -- at least part of it -- Wales, Gibraltar, the Falkland Islands, and places like that. The first King Chuck had his head chopped off, the second one was Good Time Charlie. The third once wanted to be a tampon and thinks we'll all be extinct within the next seven years...
,'' they added.

"Diana's family, including her sister Lady Jane, Lord Fellowes' widow, has worked hard to keep communications open since palace doors were slammed in Harry's face after his toxic attacks on the royal family.''

Meanwhile,
...back at the shootout, Butch shot Ike through the elbow. Take that, Ike! he yelled......
the insider added that Prince William and Kate Middleton are opposed to reconciliation with Harry due to his past criticisms of the royal family.

"That's good news for Meghan and the future of her marriage,'' the insider noted. ''Her success depends on keeping Harry and their royal titles!"
Posted by Fred 2024-09-21 01:18|| || Front Page|| [11148 views ]  Top

#1 “Garcon- l’ll have whatever that dizzy bitch is drinking.”
Posted by USN, Ret. 2024-09-21 08:44||   2024-09-21 08:44|| Front Page Top

#2 England rejoices.
Posted by EMS Artifact 2024-09-21 09:01||   2024-09-21 09:01|| Front Page Top

#3 I’m so sorry I read this story. Am waiting on a concrete delivery and had read everything else.
Posted by Ebbuger Whuque4103 2024-09-21 09:28||   2024-09-21 09:28|| Front Page Top

#4 Besides, the mussies seem to have won in UK, and now there's no place for her vapid self.
Posted by ed in texas 2024-09-21 09:49||   2024-09-21 09:49|| Front Page Top

#5 Deceitful, pretentious and vapid in a tasteful wrapping. The article didn’t deliver as well.
Posted by Super Hose 2024-09-21 10:43||   2024-09-21 10:43|| Front Page Top

#6 Tasteful?
Roadkill can be more tasteful
Posted by USN, Ret. 2024-09-21 13:45||   2024-09-21 13:45|| Front Page Top

#7 Committee: we have a documentary about baby elephants.

K. Kennedy: put Meghan Markle in it..
Posted by swksvolFF 2024-09-21 13:49||   2024-09-21 13:49|| Front Page Top

#8 Re #3 - I feel your pain, Ebbuger. "Global Superstar"? Hell, she was 4th in female attractiveness in "Suits", right behind Louis Litt.
Posted by Mercutio 2024-09-21 14:39||   2024-09-21 14:39|| Front Page Top

#9 Whistling past the fame "graveyard" as increasingly she has nothing left to sell except phony racism victimhood and pretentiousness, and neither one is in short supply these days. Harry is becoming even more vestigial and homesick, and her final play is dumping him and claiming....racism... on Oprah.
Posted by NoMoreBS 2024-09-21 17:37||   2024-09-21 17:37|| Front Page Top

#10 Harry should dump her.
Posted by Crusader 2024-09-21 17:43||   2024-09-21 17:43|| Front Page Top

#11 An amazing woman, all things considered. She does passive aggression like Patton did real aggression.
Posted by Ululating Platypus 2024-09-21 21:56||   2024-09-21 21:56|| Front Page Top

#12 Patton had substance and accomplishments against supreme adversity behind him. She has... a racial grift and a Prince-enthralled cooz...which seems to be losing allure
Posted by Frank G 2024-09-21 22:13||   2024-09-21 22:13|| Front Page Top

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