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No One Notices As Entire Cast Of 'The View' Replaced With Shrieking Feral Pigs

[Bee] MANHATTAN, NY — All three people who watch The View were completely unaffected by the talk show's recent decision to replace their entire cast with shrieking feral pigs.

According to Matylda Männer, an unemployed 45-year-old Kamala voter and antique hoarder, the show swapped out Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Sunny Hostin, Sara Haines, and the rest of the cast for a newborn brood of clamoring pigs, but it hasn't actually changed anything about the show.

"I plopped down to hear some wisdom from Whoopi Goldberg," Männer said. "And then I realized — there was no Whoopi Goldberg. So I watched the show through anyway. Not bad. The new squallers were unusually quiet compared to the normal hosts and they were a little easy on Trump today, but I'll survive."

According to the estate of Barbara Walters, the show's creator, the decision to switch to feral pigs was "nothing personal, just good business."

"I mean, I like Joy and Sara, don't get me wrong — they're just a little repetitive and loud sometimes," a spokesperson for the Walters estate said. "These porkers actually bring a little bit more to the table — figuratively speaking, that is. And they look better, too. I'm fine with the decision, all around."

The View's new hosts were unavailable for comment, though several oinks and squeals were able to be heard through a locked door marked "View Makeup Stye."

At publishing time, MSNBC had also added squealing feral pigs to their talk show, nearly doubling their viewership to an all-time high of five.

Posted by Frank G 2024-09-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ] Top

#1 I certainly didn't...

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2024-09-20 00:39|| 2024-09-20 00:39|| Front Page Top

#2 the average daily audience for the view is nearly 2 million

I've always wondered how many of those are institutionalized

Posted by Lord Garth 2024-09-20 02:06|| 2024-09-20 02:06|| Front Page Top

#3 Why they are shrieking

Posted by Skidmark 2024-09-20 09:15|| 2024-09-20 09:15|| Front Page Top

#4 The only time I ever watched the View was when I was stuck in a dentist's waiting room while it was on. I'm not sure which was more painful: watching the View or getting my tooth extracted.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2024-09-20 10:12|| 2024-09-20 10:12|| Front Page Top

#5 ^#3

That was funny Skid!

Certainly changed how I'm going to view them from now on...

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2024-09-20 10:54|| 2024-09-20 10:54|| Front Page Top

#6 No One Notices As Entire Cast Of 'The View' Replaced With Shrieking Feral Pigs

..and ratings increased!

Posted by Procopius2k 2024-09-20 12:27|| 2024-09-20 12:27|| Front Page Top

#7 Yeah, sounds interesting. And thanks to Skid, more informative.

Posted by swksvolFF 2024-09-20 13:12|| 2024-09-20 13:12|| Front Page Top

#8 On the Gutfeld show last night Michele Trafoya said when she was on the view she had never met a more sad, unhappy, vicious bunch of women. She said when they were preparing she was submitted to ridicule from Joy Behar and Sunny Hoston.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2024-09-20 14:15|| 2024-09-20 14:15|| Front Page Top

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