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2024-08-08 Home Front: Politix

Kamala Harris's Cackle To Be Played Over Hell's Loudspeakers For All Eternity

[Bee] HELL - In a bid to increase torture in the afterlife, managers of Hell confirmed today that Kamala Harris's grating cackle will be played over the loudspeakers in the place of perpetual torment for all eternity.

"Effective immediately, we are no longer playing Limp Bizkit 24/7," said one spokesperson. "We are switching to the Kamala cackle. Studies have shown this is the most effective way to punish people for their sins."

People in hell quickly filed a lawsuit claiming this form of torture is "cruel and unusual," even for people who offended a holy God. The only judge who hears such cases, though, is God, so their appeal was denied.

Posted by NN2N1 2024-08-08 06:32|| || Front Page|| [11136 views ] Top

#1 Kamala's cackle and Hillary's Selma, Alabama 2007 speech "I don't feel no ways tired..." and you have double hell for eternity. Yikes! Better walk the straight and narrow and embrace Jesus.

Posted by JohnQC 2024-08-08 12:31|| 2024-08-08 12:31|| Front Page Top

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