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2024-08-04 -Short Attention Span Theater-
This Is The Actual President of the United States
Posted by NoMoreBS 2024-08-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11142 views ]  Top
 File under: Tin Hat Dictators, Presidents for Life, & Kleptocrats 

#1 Wait, In his defense, he remembered the last codicil of the hostage trade agreement, he the President of the USA, would be the last "prisoner" Russia would hold... in an old age sanitarium, given advanced RUSSIAN treatment for dementia, i.e. - a strong vegan diet, advanced psychotropic vitamins (which almost turned a Chimpanzee into a man; well he had the same vocabulary as Joe) and the deal was to go on, until the next President of the United States was elected & took office. The Russians promised Joe He could return for the Inauguration day, An he would be Greeted as a "Returning Hero" because the Russians would throw in every Western Hostage ever kept by Russia & the former Soviet Union --goin back to 1799 --Wow Joe, You'll go down in HISTORY as the Great Western Liberator! --Get on the Plane Joe --
Posted by Albemarle Spolutch1036 2024-08-04 01:02||   2024-08-04 01:02|| Front Page Top

#2 The photographer with the white telephoto lens on his belt is worth watching.
Posted by Ululating Platypus 2024-08-04 04:28||   2024-08-04 04:28|| Front Page Top

#3 
I agree. I'd love to see what the Telephoto lenses guy took for pictures.

Any bets....
The Media will say he entered the empty jet to go to the restroom?

But to JB's credit... he did make it up and down the Jet's stairs w/o incident.
Posted by NN2N1 2024-08-04 05:12||   2024-08-04 05:12|| Front Page Top

#4 It will be that he wanted to thank the pilot and crew. In reality, he was hangry for a mini pack of Oreos.
Posted by Super Hose 2024-08-04 10:06||   2024-08-04 10:06|| Front Page Top

#5 So Kamala just stands there cackling.
Posted by Tiny Lover of the Mongol Horde6898 2024-08-04 11:57||   2024-08-04 11:57|| Front Page Top

#6 I think he wanted to defect to Russia.
Posted by Grom the Reflective 2024-08-04 12:12||   2024-08-04 12:12|| Front Page Top

#7 NN:

Why would he need to go to the rest room with Depends on?
Posted by no mo uro 2024-08-04 12:29||   2024-08-04 12:29|| Front Page Top

#8 #7 ^
Well, a person can only depend on DEPENDS so much. ☺
Posted by NN2N1 2024-08-04 12:57||   2024-08-04 12:57|| Front Page Top

#9 What I want to know is whether Joe is two heavy for one of those in restroom changing stations.
Posted by Super Hose 2024-08-04 14:15||   2024-08-04 14:15|| Front Page Top

#10 Any bets....
The Media will say he entered the empty jet to go to the restroom?

Nope - the narrative, on X, is that he went in to thank the flight crew.
Posted by CrazyFool in Texas 2024-08-04 17:02||   2024-08-04 17:02|| Front Page Top

#11 Note the interior of the plane is dark, explain that if you can WH.
Posted by NoMoreBS 2024-08-04 17:06||   2024-08-04 17:06|| Front Page Top

#12 Nope - the narrative, on X, is that he went in to thank the flight crew.

Figured that would be the spin, in spite of behavioral evidence.

Camera Dude was the only one on the improv ball. That said, camera angle is wrong especially when considering how glass deflection works. he gives it up when he holds the camera over his head.
Posted by swksvolFF 2024-08-04 21:15||   2024-08-04 21:15|| Front Page Top

#13 Figured that would be the spin, in spite of behavioral evidence.

I only watched it once, but the minders were definitely freaked. Not a planned evolution.
Posted by SteveS 2024-08-04 21:55||   2024-08-04 21:55|| Front Page Top

#14 Oh darn, I was hoping this was going to be an article about who the President was, not the distracting figurehead.
Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2024-08-04 22:33||   2024-08-04 22:33|| Front Page Top

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